I eat raw garlic and wash my anus, I never get sick

The only liquid I drink is water because I already eat like shit

@Bland and Unoriginal Person join Vc to talk to bOngo pls

>mother agrees to give me a lift to carry my pc to her place, with all the gear and shit
>arrives
>honks horn like a lunatic
>starts yelling "AHOY AHOY CHRISTMAS IS HERE, WHERE IS MY SON?!"
>dressed up in so much Christmas attire you could mistake her for an elf
😩
Few things in life embarrass me, but my mother knows just how to do it every time, bless her creative heart

Superbly blessed

Gud Luk m8

@Justin Burger (Major-GA) **OI**

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@Justin Burger (Major-GA) hrllllo

@Bland and Unoriginal Person

@Bland and Unoriginal Person

I already have a needle stuck in my foot

@Bland and Unoriginal Person actually fucking stop

You are so loud you are overpowering me through my mic in a different house

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Gi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqkD7becSJQ

@Deleted User 's theme song

<:PepeHands:392392970764288000> I just want to sleep in my bed and not have to get up super early literally every day

No my theme song is “don’t you (forget about me)” hence the way I act.

>grandfather

HOW FUCKING OLD IS THAT BITCH

When your grandpa is 156

Over 156

My Great grandmother lived through the great depression and shit at my age she is only 90+

Yeah I know

Monkeys can't do big math

His grandfather is almost 2 centuries old FUCK

THIS NIGGA IS LIKE 90 THEN

IF NOT OLDER

He's like 20 some

I think he's about to get lit up

Someone has been typing for a bit now