Hal I’m dehydrated and i used my calf muscles a lot during my shift when lifting stuff

Last time I had a stomach virus I didn’t get a fever after I downed a bunch of water and puked a bunch It all out I was fine after only one night

Eat more eggs and carry a waterbottle, bless your heart

Last time I puked was when I played truth or dare in a discord vc, was dared to drink a shot of alchohol at 9am and ended up drinking the whole bottle

It is a dangerous game

You didn’t have the stomach virus then, you had food poisoning.

No more rare chicken boobs

I get the one day flu every year in November, right about when the snow falls

I eat raw garlic and wash my anus, I never get sick

The only liquid I drink is water because I already eat like shit

@Bland and Unoriginal Person join Vc to talk to bOngo pls

>mother agrees to give me a lift to carry my pc to her place, with all the gear and shit
>arrives
>honks horn like a lunatic
>starts yelling "AHOY AHOY CHRISTMAS IS HERE, WHERE IS MY SON?!"
>dressed up in so much Christmas attire you could mistake her for an elf
😩
Few things in life embarrass me, but my mother knows just how to do it every time, bless her creative heart

Superbly blessed

Gud Luk m8

@Justin Burger (Major-GA) **OI**

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@Justin Burger (Major-GA) hrllllo

@Bland and Unoriginal Person

@Bland and Unoriginal Person

I already have a needle stuck in my foot

@Bland and Unoriginal Person actually fucking stop

You are so loud you are overpowering me through my mic in a different house

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Gi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqkD7becSJQ

@Deleted User 's theme song

<:PepeHands:392392970764288000> I just want to sleep in my bed and not have to get up super early literally every day

No my theme song is “don’t you (forget about me)” hence the way I act.

>grandfather

HOW FUCKING OLD IS THAT BITCH

When your grandpa is 156

Over 156

My Great grandmother lived through the great depression and shit at my age she is only 90+