@Deleted User

Because my shampoo is coconut shampoo

I like womam who smelm like cococut

But I have no womam today

So I make do by smelm like it myself

I like coconut

Got off my ambulance shift at 7am, slept at my uncles house and woke up to severe cramping in my calf. Nothing is better then waking up with severe pain!

~~not~~

Why is your calf doing this?

I’m legit triggered 2 days ago I got a fever and a stomach virus at the same time

Good

You will purge

And be remade stronger

Drink water my friend

And eat raw garlic

Bruh like started puking in the middle of a shower my step dad was like *y dudnt u just use the tollet*

kek, why waste a flush on a bit of puke

Bruh I purged it yesterday I think tho because I just drank a bunch of water to make myself puke until I felt better because it worked last year

That fecking fever still here tho

You're supposed to throw up in the bathtub or shower anyway not the toilet

It sprays when it hits the inside of the toilet bowl

RAW GARLIC AND GINGER TEA

No sugar, use honey - only add the honey when the tea has drinkable temperature

bleach helps

Shame on you Purple Bongo

why

Your pfp doesn't have a nissehue/christmas hat

happens

The stomach virus gives you fever lmao, so of course you get them at the same time

Hal I’m dehydrated and i used my calf muscles a lot during my shift when lifting stuff

Last time I had a stomach virus I didn’t get a fever after I downed a bunch of water and puked a bunch It all out I was fine after only one night

Eat more eggs and carry a waterbottle, bless your heart

Last time I puked was when I played truth or dare in a discord vc, was dared to drink a shot of alchohol at 9am and ended up drinking the whole bottle

It is a dangerous game

You didn’t have the stomach virus then, you had food poisoning.

No more rare chicken boobs

I get the one day flu every year in November, right about when the snow falls

I eat raw garlic and wash my anus, I never get sick

The only liquid I drink is water because I already eat like shit

@Bland and Unoriginal Person join Vc to talk to bOngo pls