And from then on my comedy would go downhill

Like Seinfeld

I mean I'm not throwing shade or anything, but goodness gracious..

The only good thing sienfelds comedy has brought was that format and the Seinfeld show theme

GG @trainer of the sacred silcoon, you just advanced to level 7!

YES

@Sean_Deminatus beat that

It's not what it looks like

Glazed donuts

👍 ^

*We’re not idiots weeb*

I had no idea shrek was based off an actual person

lies

@Crusader what do you 3%ers think of the 13%ers

but more importantly about the 13%ers and the 50%

N

N

El Salvadorian National Guard in the 80's

Tight as fuck uniforms.

>Does a lunge

>Pants rip

>Bare balls sagging on floor

>Frostbite on balls

>Balls amputated

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Cold war Soviet sailor does not find it amusing.

MY TOOTH FUCKING HURTS

IT'S IN MY JAW

IT'S IN MY FUCKING HEAD

AAAAAAAH

Get pliers, and rip it out.

I should never have touched that soda-kike

Why is that the advice I get everywhere

Take strong painkillers, get buzzed with some liquor and pull it.

It's all because I drank like 30~ cans of soda while on the fishing trip and didn't have any garlic at hand to brush my teeth with

I don't do painkillers

Only liquor I have is mead right now, and that's sugary so not a good idea

Its because there is nothing you can do for a toothach, either strong painkillers, ripping it out, or waiting.