I had no idea shrek was based off an actual person

lies

@Crusader what do you 3%ers think of the 13%ers

but more importantly about the 13%ers and the 50%

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El Salvadorian National Guard in the 80's

Tight as fuck uniforms.

>Does a lunge

>Pants rip

>Bare balls sagging on floor

>Frostbite on balls

>Balls amputated

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Cold war Soviet sailor does not find it amusing.

MY TOOTH FUCKING HURTS

IT'S IN MY JAW

IT'S IN MY FUCKING HEAD

AAAAAAAH

Get pliers, and rip it out.

I should never have touched that soda-kike

Why is that the advice I get everywhere

Take strong painkillers, get buzzed with some liquor and pull it.

It's all because I drank like 30~ cans of soda while on the fishing trip and didn't have any garlic at hand to brush my teeth with

I don't do painkillers

Only liquor I have is mead right now, and that's sugary so not a good idea

Its because there is nothing you can do for a toothach, either strong painkillers, ripping it out, or waiting.

I never drink soda normally

Well the dentist gave me an appointment on 14th of may

That's a longer waiting time than a fucking canadian surgery waiting list

Trust me, i have had toothpains when i was a child, so bad i cried.

I have never had tooth problems, atleast not with pain

Outside of last year and this year

It all started when my one wisdom tooth cracked

The pain made me faint and get all feverish for a day or two. Then it faded and I never felt it again

Now the soda has done went and killed me twice

Took me six hours to fall asleep last night, only had two hours of sleep and it's still being a total bitch, but in my jaw and up into my head this time

I think it might be some more serious infection or something