Message from @Alpaca13

Discord ID: 570503579983544340


2019-04-23 19:04:52 UTC  

True, too true

2019-04-23 19:05:16 UTC  

And then they get addicted to tea and the idea of separating from Europe but actually not do it

2019-04-23 19:06:17 UTC  

It seems like the perfect joke setup, Seinfeld style

2019-04-23 19:06:26 UTC  

WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE BRITS

2019-04-23 19:06:41 UTC  

And from then on my comedy would go downhill

2019-04-23 19:06:50 UTC  

Like Seinfeld

2019-04-23 19:07:11 UTC  

I mean I'm not throwing shade or anything, but goodness gracious..

2019-04-23 19:08:34 UTC  

The only good thing sienfelds comedy has brought was that format and the Seinfeld show theme

2019-04-23 19:08:34 UTC  

GG @trainer of the sacred silcoon, you just advanced to level 7!

2019-04-23 19:08:37 UTC  

YES

2019-04-23 19:08:54 UTC  

@Sean_Deminatus beat that

2019-04-23 22:56:54 UTC  

It's not what it looks like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/570382620555214851/IMG_20190423_094219993.jpg

2019-04-23 23:43:34 UTC  

Glazed donuts

2019-04-23 23:45:46 UTC  

👍 ^

2019-04-24 00:34:07 UTC  

*We’re not idiots weeb*

2019-04-24 01:59:54 UTC  

I had no idea shrek was based off an actual person

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/570428674835349524/image0.png

2019-04-24 02:22:23 UTC  

lies

2019-04-24 03:00:42 UTC  

@Crusader what do you 3%ers think of the 13%ers

2019-04-24 03:00:54 UTC  

but more importantly about the 13%ers and the 50%

2019-04-24 04:06:41 UTC  

N

2019-04-24 06:57:32 UTC  

N

2019-04-24 06:58:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/570503868027240453/57611654_1329110460574352_767543778582986752_n.jpg

2019-04-24 07:01:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/570504647601684480/50724694_349724165624466_1854172097903853568_n.jpg

2019-04-24 07:01:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/570504661916844033/39972792_2169131449823895_4124155836752723968_n.jpg

2019-04-24 07:04:02 UTC  

El Salvadorian National Guard in the 80's

2019-04-24 07:04:08 UTC  

Tight as fuck uniforms.

2019-04-24 07:07:46 UTC  

>Does a lunge

2019-04-24 07:07:54 UTC  

>Pants rip

2019-04-24 07:08:11 UTC  

>Bare balls sagging on floor

2019-04-24 07:08:17 UTC  

>Frostbite on balls

2019-04-24 07:08:26 UTC  

>Balls amputated

2019-04-24 07:08:31 UTC  

<:hanging_pepe:544645398002663426>

2019-04-24 07:23:07 UTC  

Cold war Soviet sailor does not find it amusing.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/570510014469505035/53147964_365141637416052_1472985697320173568_n.png

2019-04-24 07:23:10 UTC  

MY TOOTH FUCKING HURTS

2019-04-24 07:23:13 UTC  

IT'S IN MY JAW

2019-04-24 07:23:19 UTC  

IT'S IN MY FUCKING HEAD

2019-04-24 07:23:22 UTC  

AAAAAAAH

2019-04-24 07:23:34 UTC  

Get pliers, and rip it out.

2019-04-24 07:23:34 UTC  

I should never have touched that soda-kike

2019-04-24 07:23:46 UTC  

Why is that the advice I get everywhere

2019-04-24 07:24:08 UTC  

Take strong painkillers, get buzzed with some liquor and pull it.