Message from @Maggie The Magpie
Discord ID: 622315150791278592
I was told that if you bend down and look through your legs at the moon, it looks bigger
When I tried I got kicked in the ass before I could see if it was true
And so I have never tried since
To prank a Hal is a gruesome crime :^(
i just want pizza @Deleted User
I think I got food poisoning
Been pooping nonstop for the past few hours and have cramps and no slep
@Deleted User i was born with food poisoning and am therefore immune
Are you sure you weren't born food poisoning
||I may be shitting out my organs, but I've got the bantz still š||
wha
You didnāt get what I was saying because you donāt work in ems.
More specifically the health care aspect of ems.
Ping me again for something stupid like that and Iāll cuff you to 2 years instead of 2minutes.
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@Alpaca13 that doesnt make any sense and your being a vague asshole but k
Again, you donāt understand a word I said because you donāt work in ems. Stop fucking pinging me
āVagueā my ass. Iām pretty sure I made a clear itās because you donāt work in ems so you donāt and WILL NOT understand.
Yes
Your planets aren't aligned bro, you can't understand
Celestial pubes
@Alpaca13 sounds like complete ems bullshit to me. htf you know i dont even work in ems.... i mean i dont but literally my brother does.
@Ecofash_Lorax bruh my parents are so alighned its unreal bro *hits turbo vape*
Real aligned niggas puffin' on dat sage
That's weird, it didn't ping me
@Alpaca13 ||Ping||
You get to be in charge of Turbofication until I return (1-2 days)
May your heart be blessed and your workshifts seem shorter than they turn out to be
Where you going Hal?
I will turbo people for you
Also Suyka genuinely stop fucking pinging me or Iām going to kick you.
You donāt need to ping me for every little thing.
Only I can ping her with immunity.
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Indeed
So my mom literally just said thereās probably so many waves right now because of all the fish
Iām 60% sure she was joking but she really does say dumb shit sometimes so idk