Message from @Maggie The Magpie

Discord ID: 622340239633022976


2019-09-14 03:24:04 UTC  

I think I got food poisoning

2019-09-14 03:24:27 UTC  

Been pooping nonstop for the past few hours and have cramps and no slep

2019-09-14 03:34:34 UTC  

@Deleted User i was born with food poisoning and am therefore immune

2019-09-14 03:36:20 UTC  

Are you sure you weren't born food poisoning

2019-09-14 03:37:17 UTC  

||I may be shitting out my organs, but I've got the bantz still šŸ˜||

2019-09-14 04:26:32 UTC  

wha

2019-09-14 04:29:27 UTC  

You didnā€™t get what I was saying because you donā€™t work in ems.

2019-09-14 04:29:44 UTC  

More specifically the health care aspect of ems.

2019-09-14 04:30:30 UTC  

Ping me again for something stupid like that and Iā€™ll cuff you to 2 years instead of 2minutes.

2019-09-14 04:31:15 UTC  

<:monkaCOP:339644726116614145>

2019-09-14 04:37:41 UTC  

@Alpaca13 that doesnt make any sense and your being a vague asshole but k

2019-09-14 05:34:32 UTC  

Again, you donā€™t understand a word I said because you donā€™t work in ems. Stop fucking pinging me

2019-09-14 05:36:10 UTC  

ā€œVagueā€ my ass. Iā€™m pretty sure I made a clear itā€™s because you donā€™t work in ems so you donā€™t and WILL NOT understand.

2019-09-14 05:44:54 UTC  

Yes

2019-09-14 06:17:40 UTC  

Your planets aren't aligned bro, you can't understand

2019-09-14 06:18:14 UTC  

The full moon bloats your heart when your planets align

2019-09-14 06:18:39 UTC  

Celestial pubes

2019-09-14 07:11:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/622328606370299914/Smelsmel.png

2019-09-14 07:44:52 UTC  

@Alpaca13 sounds like complete ems bullshit to me. htf you know i dont even work in ems.... i mean i dont but literally my brother does.

2019-09-14 07:45:33 UTC  

@Ecofash_Lorax bruh my parents are so alighned its unreal bro *hits turbo vape*

2019-09-14 07:57:55 UTC  

Real aligned niggas puffin' on dat sage

2019-09-14 07:58:12 UTC  

That's weird, it didn't ping me

2019-09-14 10:43:38 UTC  

@Alpaca13 ||Ping||

2019-09-14 10:44:05 UTC  

You get to be in charge of Turbofication until I return (1-2 days)
May your heart be blessed and your workshifts seem shorter than they turn out to be

2019-09-14 12:29:01 UTC  

Where you going Hal?

2019-09-14 13:51:23 UTC  

I will turbo people for you

2019-09-14 13:51:53 UTC  

Also Suyka genuinely stop fucking pinging me or Iā€™m going to kick you.

2019-09-14 13:52:24 UTC  

You donā€™t need to ping me for every little thing.

2019-09-14 14:13:27 UTC  
2019-09-14 14:13:38 UTC  

Only I can ping her with immunity.

2019-09-14 14:14:08 UTC  

šŸ‘Œ <:Warlord_only:548728840638300180>

2019-09-14 14:40:21 UTC  

Indeed

2019-09-14 14:40:59 UTC  

So my mom literally just said thereā€™s probably so many waves right now because of all the fish

2019-09-14 14:41:26 UTC  

Iā€™m 60% sure she was joking but she really does say dumb shit sometimes so idk

2019-09-14 17:34:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/622485363130236929/image0.png

2019-09-14 17:35:43 UTC  
2019-09-14 17:35:52 UTC  

Just looking out for you buddy

2019-09-14 17:59:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/622491552174047232/image0.jpg