I think I got food poisoning

Been pooping nonstop for the past few hours and have cramps and no slep

@Deleted User i was born with food poisoning and am therefore immune

Are you sure you weren't born food poisoning

||I may be shitting out my organs, but I've got the bantz still 😏||

wha

You didn’t get what I was saying because you don’t work in ems.

More specifically the health care aspect of ems.

Ping me again for something stupid like that and I’ll cuff you to 2 years instead of 2minutes.

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@Alpaca13 that doesnt make any sense and your being a vague asshole but k

Again, you don’t understand a word I said because you don’t work in ems. Stop fucking pinging me

“Vague” my ass. I’m pretty sure I made a clear it’s because you don’t work in ems so you don’t and WILL NOT understand.

Yes

Your planets aren't aligned bro, you can't understand

The full moon bloats your heart when your planets align

Celestial pubes

@Alpaca13 sounds like complete ems bullshit to me. htf you know i dont even work in ems.... i mean i dont but literally my brother does.

@Ecofash_Lorax bruh my parents are so alighned its unreal bro *hits turbo vape*

Real aligned niggas puffin' on dat sage

That's weird, it didn't ping me

@Alpaca13 ||Ping||

You get to be in charge of Turbofication until I return (1-2 days)
May your heart be blessed and your workshifts seem shorter than they turn out to be

Where you going Hal?

I will turbo people for you

Also Suyka genuinely stop fucking pinging me or I’m going to kick you.

You don’t need to ping me for every little thing.

@Alpaca13

Only I can ping her with immunity.

👌 <:Warlord_only:548728840638300180>

Indeed

So my mom literally just said there’s probably so many waves right now because of all the fish

I’m 60% sure she was joking but she really does say dumb shit sometimes so idk

https://youtu.be/Qj1RS9vHcsw

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@Maggie The Magpie

Just looking out for you buddy