Message from @Justin Burger (Major-GA)
Discord ID: 625818505186639872
Now I need to come back and get regular flavor.
I’m gonna shower then get on, wanna play Minecraft?
Yeah, sure
YOU BETTER FUCKING PLAY WIZARD101 WITH ME SINCE YOU WANNA PLAY ROBLOX
OOOOOOF
>name brand clothing
>in rich looking city park
>Spic
Is minecraft a big game and would it run on a poo laptop?
I want to plant trees with you guys
And also guten morgen
Gib specs
Broke:
Greta Thunberg is right/wrong
Woke:
Millions squabble over dwindling food as supply chain infrastructure begins to fail. At first, it seems temporary. Gas prices skyrocket, non-seasonal foods and imported products are prohibitively expensive. Rents increase. Homelessness increases, as does crime. You watch the local council dispose of the bodies of the frozen homeless during winter and think hey, things are getting kind of serious.
Food becomes more scarce, gas even more expensive. Robberies, break-ins, and violent crimes aren't on the news any more, they're in your street. You become increasingly paranoid. You move out of the city and into a semi-rural area with your boys. You stock up on rice and firewood as the state becomes counterintuitively centralized - small pockets of extremely policed areas exist as islands in an ocean of gang wars, drug use, decaying housing, bums, and lawlessness
People begin to die in the thousands, then tens of thousands, then hundreds of thousands as the parasitic elements of society withdraw into guarded enclaves and leave the seething, starving mass of normie humanity to eat one another. You're living in the Great Leap Forward 2: Mao's Revenge, and there's no dial tone when you pick up the phone any more.
There isn't enough food. The weak are dying, the feebs and soys are composting black mold growth in empty studio apartment block crypts. Women are currency again.
You momentarily adjust your footing on the running board as the stack belches a noxious cloud of soot across your face, leaving another stain on your frayed Hawaiian shirt. You take a tighter grip on the roof racks as the truck bounces over another emaciated corpse, laughing along with the throaty growl of the 6.4 liter power stroke.
You glance across the canopy at your boogaloo buddy, see his rictus grin illuminated in glowing orange by the tyre fires that flash past through the night as you white-knuckle through the rotting corpse of urban civilization.
I stole this btw
Almost made me cry.
10/10
Yeet
Goddamn Brazilian favella guns.
Proof that if you ban firearms, gangs, criminals and drug groups will still have them.
They have a "firearm" epidemic, where so many people are armed, and gangs get into mass shootouts with heavily armed police.
And they build all their guns by hand.
And they make shotgun ammo by hand.
Its 2025 and you managed to avoid the government subsidized privately owned Facebook military. You're on the lamb with just enough bitcoin for 2 maybe 3 weeks if you stretch it. You almost can't believe you got a 3 bitcoin bounty for saying the N-word in a group chat 3 years ago
It's almost unconcievable to you as a white male. They got Alexas and Siris listening in at all time, cant even write it out in text anymore. You're going mad since they passed that law, you havent used a racial slur in over a year Not a single minority audibly oppressed in years You sweat and shake uncontrollably as your natural state of oppressor is suppressed. Vomiting, diarrhea and dizziness is your new familiar. Then it happens, you see a chocolate skinned man.
Airpods? Check
Timberlands? Check
Hair waves? Check
You feel the word about to come out
You manage to squeak out "NI-" before the Amazon Advertisement integrity assurance drone(also government subsidized) instantly vaporizes you with extra judicial anti hate speech lazers. Your bitcoin bounty is deposited into Bezos' pocket.
As your ashes blow into the wind some fucking normie makes a joke about the snap scene from avengers. A couple people chuckle half heartedly and they continue their day.
boogaloo?
Boogaloo is a cringe libertarian meme about defending their homes and guns from the atf but fashy goys have appropriated it to describe the coming civil war
At the location of my date. Wish me luck. <:salute:587877772764905492>
CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE
jk, good luck.
@Justin Burger (Major-GA) choke me nigger
This is outstanding