Message from @Hellenic Sam Hyde

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2019-09-23 19:54:11 UTC  

Gotta admit kangaroo jerky is *okay*, same with ostrich

2019-09-23 19:54:47 UTC  

Ostrich id say is better

2019-09-23 19:54:52 UTC  

I ate some shark jerky lately, it was pretty good.

2019-09-23 19:55:02 UTC  

It was Mako Shark.

2019-09-23 19:55:09 UTC  

You bought it from one of the stores?

2019-09-23 19:55:28 UTC  

Yes.

2019-09-23 19:55:31 UTC  

I love the stores that sell jerky, the only down side is that it’s literally all teriyaki flavored...

2019-09-23 19:55:48 UTC  

Nothing is more disappointing then being extremely excited and then it’s all flavored.

2019-09-23 19:55:50 UTC  

The place here sells black pepper and plain.

2019-09-23 19:56:06 UTC  

and teri.

2019-09-23 19:56:09 UTC  

I’ve been to both places and all I could find was teri

2019-09-23 19:56:32 UTC  

Maybe they heard be go “Aw man everything is teriyaki flavored.” And changed their shit up

2019-09-23 19:56:48 UTC  

Now I need to come back and get regular flavor.

2019-09-23 19:57:14 UTC  

I’m gonna shower then get on, wanna play Minecraft?

2019-09-23 19:58:01 UTC  

Yeah, sure

2019-09-23 19:59:20 UTC  

YOU BETTER FUCKING PLAY WIZARD101 WITH ME SINCE YOU WANNA PLAY ROBLOX

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2019-09-23 20:17:18 UTC  

OOOOOOF

2019-09-23 20:17:44 UTC  

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2019-09-23 20:29:32 UTC  
2019-09-23 21:13:56 UTC  

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2019-09-23 21:14:15 UTC  

>name brand clothing

2019-09-23 21:14:21 UTC  

>in rich looking city park

2019-09-23 21:14:31 UTC  

>Spic

2019-09-23 21:24:41 UTC  

Is minecraft a big game and would it run on a poo laptop?

2019-09-23 21:24:50 UTC  

I want to plant trees with you guys

2019-09-23 21:25:35 UTC  

And also guten morgen

2019-09-23 21:35:19 UTC  

Gib specs

2019-09-23 22:15:25 UTC  

Broke:
Greta Thunberg is right/wrong

Woke:
Millions squabble over dwindling food as supply chain infrastructure begins to fail. At first, it seems temporary. Gas prices skyrocket, non-seasonal foods and imported products are prohibitively expensive. Rents increase. Homelessness increases, as does crime. You watch the local council dispose of the bodies of the frozen homeless during winter and think hey, things are getting kind of serious.

Food becomes more scarce, gas even more expensive. Robberies, break-ins, and violent crimes aren't on the news any more, they're in your street. You become increasingly paranoid. You move out of the city and into a semi-rural area with your boys. You stock up on rice and firewood as the state becomes counterintuitively centralized - small pockets of extremely policed areas exist as islands in an ocean of gang wars, drug use, decaying housing, bums, and lawlessness

People begin to die in the thousands, then tens of thousands, then hundreds of thousands as the parasitic elements of society withdraw into guarded enclaves and leave the seething, starving mass of normie humanity to eat one another. You're living in the Great Leap Forward 2: Mao's Revenge, and there's no dial tone when you pick up the phone any more.

There isn't enough food. The weak are dying, the feebs and soys are composting black mold growth in empty studio apartment block crypts. Women are currency again.

You momentarily adjust your footing on the running board as the stack belches a noxious cloud of soot across your face, leaving another stain on your frayed Hawaiian shirt. You take a tighter grip on the roof racks as the truck bounces over another emaciated corpse, laughing along with the throaty growl of the 6.4 liter power stroke.

You glance across the canopy at your boogaloo buddy, see his rictus grin illuminated in glowing orange by the tyre fires that flash past through the night as you white-knuckle through the rotting corpse of urban civilization.

2019-09-23 22:15:31 UTC  

I stole this btw

2019-09-23 22:17:03 UTC  

Almost made me cry.

2019-09-23 22:17:06 UTC  

10/10

2019-09-23 22:19:18 UTC  

I don't have boogaloo buddies

2019-09-23 22:20:00 UTC  

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2019-09-23 22:20:04 UTC  

Yeet

2019-09-23 22:26:00 UTC  

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2019-09-23 22:26:18 UTC  

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2019-09-23 22:51:43 UTC  

Goddamn Brazilian favella guns.

2019-09-23 22:52:07 UTC  

Proof that if you ban firearms, gangs, criminals and drug groups will still have them.

2019-09-23 22:53:05 UTC  

They have a "firearm" epidemic, where so many people are armed, and gangs get into mass shootouts with heavily armed police.

2019-09-23 22:53:11 UTC  

And they build all their guns by hand.