Its 2025 and you managed to avoid the government subsidized privately owned Facebook military. You're on the lamb with just enough bitcoin for 2 maybe 3 weeks if you stretch it. You almost can't believe you got a 3 bitcoin bounty for saying the N-word in a group chat 3 years ago
It's almost unconcievable to you as a white male. They got Alexas and Siris listening in at all time, cant even write it out in text anymore. You're going mad since they passed that law, you havent used a racial slur in over a year Not a single minority audibly oppressed in years You sweat and shake uncontrollably as your natural state of oppressor is suppressed. Vomiting, diarrhea and dizziness is your new familiar. Then it happens, you see a chocolate skinned man.
Airpods? Check
Timberlands? Check
Hair waves? Check
You feel the word about to come out
You manage to squeak out "NI-" before the Amazon Advertisement integrity assurance drone(also government subsidized) instantly vaporizes you with extra judicial anti hate speech lazers. Your bitcoin bounty is deposited into Bezos' pocket.
As your ashes blow into the wind some fucking normie makes a joke about the snap scene from avengers. A couple people chuckle half heartedly and they continue their day.
