belly buttons are weird

jesus christ Hal

An ex once booped me in the bellybutton with her finger and I threw up on her

Hal, Tri, meet Jake

Belly buttons are gross

https://youtu.be/Mtjq7F_5mBw

gtfo

delet dis

Can't, it's on the internet now

why are you like this?

Idk bro

I need help

I've spent too much time in my yard meditating tonight

what time is it there

Almost midnight

sleep m8

it's 10 here

and I shouldn't be awake, but idk, I've kind of been super appreciating waking up early

10am?

yus

That's not early bruh

it's early for me

i'm used to being a degenerate and waking up at 3pm lmao

i've been getting up earlier than this, but I wanted to sleep in cause I busted my ass yesterday

Become a solar cultist bro

Rise with the sun

prob not

I'd rather sit here and enjoy my coffee

And praise the sun as it sets

that's too extra

i had a dream two dudes broke into my house last night, and me and my friend had to kill them. it was fucking WHACK

That's not very Sol of you bro

good

Maybe it was an omen dream

HOLY SHIT

Warning you to praise the sun some more

and a girl I graduated with was also in my dream, but there were two of her

im just going to stop sleeping

That means praise the sun twice as much

I promise bro, I'm a shaman

You can trust me