and I shouldn't be awake, but idk, I've kind of been super appreciating waking up early

10am?

yus

That's not early bruh

it's early for me

i'm used to being a degenerate and waking up at 3pm lmao

i've been getting up earlier than this, but I wanted to sleep in cause I busted my ass yesterday

Become a solar cultist bro

Rise with the sun

prob not

I'd rather sit here and enjoy my coffee

And praise the sun as it sets

that's too extra

i had a dream two dudes broke into my house last night, and me and my friend had to kill them. it was fucking WHACK

That's not very Sol of you bro

good

Maybe it was an omen dream

HOLY SHIT

Warning you to praise the sun some more

and a girl I graduated with was also in my dream, but there were two of her

im just going to stop sleeping

That means praise the sun twice as much

I promise bro, I'm a shaman

You can trust me

Here, have this herb

i do not trust you

you'll prob give me some whack shit that'll make me hallucinate

That's the point bro

👀

It's not about seeing things that aren't there, it's about seeing the things that are within the things that are

I bet the pagans-used-drugs meme is fabricated by kikes

It has been posited by a leading mycologist that we actually gained our brain size and consciousness from psilocybe mushrooms

Like, from the scat of what we tracked nd sheit

I'm certain hallucinogenic use is documented, now I guess I'll have to find it

Hurr durr, of course!

The eddas themselves

That's good enough for me

But if I wanted to keep at it, I'd say "but Snurri was a Christian"

Ah yes

But he compiled only the Prose Edda didn't he?

The Poetic Edda is a staunch contender