You will learn to love it

I don't lke it either

As will you

I'm willing to give big bux for those plump boy bellies

You will learn that the stubbornness inherent in any Hal is beyond anything even subliminal corporate mememagic can penetrate

it just makes me so uncomfortable 😂

i like my flat stomach

I don't like belly buttons

As a kid I was afraid if I picked in it too much my gut would open up and my intestines would start spilling out

belly buttons are weird

jesus christ Hal

An ex once booped me in the bellybutton with her finger and I threw up on her

Hal, Tri, meet Jake

Belly buttons are gross

https://youtu.be/Mtjq7F_5mBw

gtfo

delet dis

Can't, it's on the internet now

why are you like this?

Idk bro

I need help

I've spent too much time in my yard meditating tonight

what time is it there

Almost midnight

sleep m8

it's 10 here

and I shouldn't be awake, but idk, I've kind of been super appreciating waking up early

10am?

yus

That's not early bruh

it's early for me

i'm used to being a degenerate and waking up at 3pm lmao

i've been getting up earlier than this, but I wanted to sleep in cause I busted my ass yesterday

Become a solar cultist bro

Rise with the sun

prob not

I'd rather sit here and enjoy my coffee

And praise the sun as it sets

that's too extra

i had a dream two dudes broke into my house last night, and me and my friend had to kill them. it was fucking WHACK

That's not very Sol of you bro