Message from @Alpaca13
Discord ID: 627919781756141598
People can be unresponsive, like fucking out cold but be fine lol
I also have my first aid/cpr and my take on the subject is mostly but not limited to: let some other cunt get it
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I mean do what you can, but “**Keep it simple stupid**”
I said sans oxygen bottle ypu absolute mong
Okay and I thought sans was a typo
No oxygen bottle
I told you, you should of calmed down.
Lmfao
oof
Still dumb
Nobody uses first aid kits.
Shit like that just doesn’t happen
I’m saving that
It belongs to me now
As a trained emt even I don’t have a bag. Because by law I can’t actually do anything. I have a small bin with band aids, cream and gauze, tape. As you know I used it on you Justin. But that’s it
I’m stealing that too
Thank you
Oh yeah, when my massive work injury burst open when we were fucking around on the parking garage.
Yeah your nasty boil from a burn
Yuck
That was a big ass burn.
It sure was, and I didn’t want that shit in my truck lol
Dumbass manager dropped hot cooking grease all over my arm, but me, not wanting to be a bitch, worked the rest of my shift with my skin not completely on or attached to my arm.
Basically, you can be the fucking hero if you want. But, people will sue you because you’re not trained and or you weren’t an employee on duty. Good Samaritan’s law only goes so far. It’s best to stay the hell back and wait for ems. If I see someone on the ground all I would do is make sure their head doesn’t move in anyway. Hold C-spine, check for pulse. And wait. Patience is the best thing
I will always have permanent scars, but it healed much better than they expected.
That’s good, I’m glad it healed
I have so many scars and I’m kinda salty
On dudes, scars can look cool.
Bit harder for females
Yeah we don’t look tough
We look like we did something really stupid and got hurt
Lmfao
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*What I would give to start another IV though*
Yum yum give them squirty boys
IM STEALING THAT