Movies have left a bad impression on what people need, people think that the second someone is unresponsive, WELP THEY NEED AIR

People can be unresponsive, like fucking out cold but be fine lol

I also have my first aid/cpr and my take on the subject is mostly but not limited to: let some other cunt get it

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I mean do what you can, but “**Keep it simple stupid**”

I said sans oxygen bottle ypu absolute mong

Okay and I thought sans was a typo

No oxygen bottle

I told you, you should of calmed down.

Lmfao

oof

Still dumb

Nobody uses first aid kits.

Shit like that just doesn’t happen

I’m saving that

It belongs to me now

As a trained emt even I don’t have a bag. Because by law I can’t actually do anything. I have a small bin with band aids, cream and gauze, tape. As you know I used it on you Justin. But that’s it

I’m stealing that too

Thank you

It belongs to me now

Oh yeah, when my massive work injury burst open when we were fucking around on the parking garage.

Yeah your nasty boil from a burn

Yuck

That was a big ass burn.

It sure was, and I didn’t want that shit in my truck lol

Dumbass manager dropped hot cooking grease all over my arm, but me, not wanting to be a bitch, worked the rest of my shift with my skin not completely on or attached to my arm.

Basically, you can be the fucking hero if you want. But, people will sue you because you’re not trained and or you weren’t an employee on duty. Good Samaritan’s law only goes so far. It’s best to stay the hell back and wait for ems. If I see someone on the ground all I would do is make sure their head doesn’t move in anyway. Hold C-spine, check for pulse. And wait. Patience is the best thing

I will always have permanent scars, but it healed much better than they expected.

That’s good, I’m glad it healed

I have so many scars and I’m kinda salty

On dudes, scars can look cool.

Bit harder for females

Yeah we don’t look tough

We look like we did something really stupid and got hurt

Lmfao

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*What I would give to start another IV though*

Yum yum give them squirty boys