Aren’t you a fucking hero

Got your cpr card?

alice are you okay lmao

I just find it funny we have a hero in here

Hal is my hero

Bought a oxygen bottle when he doesn’t even know he could kill somebody by giving them oxygen

pls pump oxygen into my blood stream

thx

If you’re not trained all you need a simple kit. Don’t go the extra mile because you don’t know shit

Alice is the trained medical professional as i say.

Cpr first aid is the absolute minimum. All you’re allowed to do as a civilian is first aid.

Give them oxygen, go ahead. Then watch them fucking die because they have COPD but didn’t tell you

What a fucking hero.

Why not buy a back board while you’re at it, a stair chair? Ohhhh maybe a KED?

Alice, calm down a bit my man.

There’s a reason you need to be trained to do medical stuff. It comes from a good place in the heart to want to help, but most of the time it just makes it harder for the professionals.

😂 😂 😂

We’ve literally had calls where people are trying to do cpr on somebody who *doesnt need cpr*

Movies have left a bad impression on what people need, people think that the second someone is unresponsive, WELP THEY NEED AIR

People can be unresponsive, like fucking out cold but be fine lol

I also have my first aid/cpr and my take on the subject is mostly but not limited to: let some other cunt get it

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I mean do what you can, but “**Keep it simple stupid**”

I said sans oxygen bottle ypu absolute mong

Okay and I thought sans was a typo

No oxygen bottle

I told you, you should of calmed down.

Lmfao

oof

Still dumb

Nobody uses first aid kits.

Shit like that just doesn’t happen

I’m saving that

It belongs to me now

As a trained emt even I don’t have a bag. Because by law I can’t actually do anything. I have a small bin with band aids, cream and gauze, tape. As you know I used it on you Justin. But that’s it

I’m stealing that too

Thank you

It belongs to me now

Oh yeah, when my massive work injury burst open when we were fucking around on the parking garage.