It belongs to me now

Oh yeah, when my massive work injury burst open when we were fucking around on the parking garage.

Yeah your nasty boil from a burn

Yuck

That was a big ass burn.

It sure was, and I didn’t want that shit in my truck lol

Dumbass manager dropped hot cooking grease all over my arm, but me, not wanting to be a bitch, worked the rest of my shift with my skin not completely on or attached to my arm.

Basically, you can be the fucking hero if you want. But, people will sue you because you’re not trained and or you weren’t an employee on duty. Good Samaritan’s law only goes so far. It’s best to stay the hell back and wait for ems. If I see someone on the ground all I would do is make sure their head doesn’t move in anyway. Hold C-spine, check for pulse. And wait. Patience is the best thing

I will always have permanent scars, but it healed much better than they expected.

That’s good, I’m glad it healed

I have so many scars and I’m kinda salty

On dudes, scars can look cool.

Bit harder for females

Yeah we don’t look tough

We look like we did something really stupid and got hurt

Lmfao

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*What I would give to start another IV though*

Yum yum give them squirty boys

IM STEALING THAT

@Alpaca13

Knew you would like that one.

That’s so GOOD

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Specifically my Facebook

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Another thing about cpr, it’s so easy kids in high school can obtain their card. In my opinion it should be a mandatory lesson.

So many lives get saved from the *few* people who are actually taught on when and how to do it

**Let them come**

You have a gas mask, you’re ready for a raid. They can’t do shit

**S E N D B A C H E L O R S**

They’ll throw the gas in and you’d just be sitting on your bed like what’s up

Shhhhhhh, dont tell them about my equipment.

Oop

Lmfao

Sorry fbi, no more information today

Snitches get stitches

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