Bro there's horses, helis, and all kinds of shit now

What would be really fun is we all get together in rl and get ourselves into some Roman armor and equipment, and attempt to form a proper Testudo.

What

Its 2025 and you managed to avoid the government subsidized privately owned Facebook military. You're on the lamb with just enough bitcoin for 2 maybe 3 weeks if you stretch it. You almost can't believe you got a 3 bitcoin bounty for saying the N-word in a group chat 3 years ago
It's almost unconcievable to you as a white male. They got Alexas and Siris listening in at all time, cant even write it out in text anymore. You're going mad since they passed that law, you havent used a racial slur in over a year Not a single minority audibly oppressed in years You sweat and shake uncontrollably as your natural state of oppressor is suppressed. Vomiting, diarrhea and dizziness is your new familiar. Then it happens, you see a chocolate skinned man.
Airpods? Check
Timberlands? Check
Hair waves? Check
You feel the word about to come out
You manage to squeak out "NI-" before the Amazon Advertisement integrity assurance drone(also government subsidized) instantly vaporizes you with extra judicial anti hate speech lazers. Your bitcoin bounty is deposited into Bezos' pocket.
As your ashes blow into the wind some fucking normie makes a joke about the snap scene from avengers. A couple people chuckle half heartedly and they continue their day.

No just imagine how hard that shit would be

Let's just reform the Roman Empire

For that, we need Varg

In the summer heat sweating to death, full thicc armor and gladius at our hands, with a shield high as our chin

Trying to form a proper testudo formation

It’d be hard but fun

They do it in movies all the time but I have serious doubts that they’re using real legitimate armor and weapons

They seem light weight

It’d be easier to form a Phalanx formation because Greek hoplite armor is easier to throw on.

When I’m done building my house and clean up my property I recently got, I’m going to save up my cash and try some of this myself.

Do you watch Metatron on YT, Stew?

No I don’t

He's basically a walking encyclopaedia on all things Roman

I am subbed to like 1K+ channels so *maybe* I am, but just plum forgot about him.

Wait I am subbed to him nevermind lmao

Same, I vaguely remember channels, what they were about, but not the name, I am probably subbed, but I'm subbed to so many channels it probably doesn't matter.

Metatron, Skallagrim, Shadiversity, and lindybeige are my favourite historical knowledge youtubers

GG @Maggie The Magpie, you just advanced to level 20!

The great war is one of the best historical channels ever made.

Too bad they're at their end since the historical timeline ended

I have my grandmothers sowing kit and such from when she was alive. I am guaranteeing once my house is done likewise for my property, life is going to get real fun for me.

Going to learn some damn trade skills.

Idk that one

The Great War is a damn fine channel

I been subbed since 2015

Sad Indy left

He made the show me for, I can't watch the episodes without him

His personality and persona really made the show for me.

Likewise but I power through it, solely because i love history with a burning passion.

If I didn’t love history with such strong flame, I’d be an uneducated plebeian.

Why did Indy leave again? I never paid much attention.

He went on and did a WWII Channel.

But his WWII Channel isn’t going anywhere significant because YouTube is cracking down hard on his content, due to you know.. Nazism and all that nonsense.

StJ is definitely my favourite ancient and prehistory channel

We will resurrect Indy as a cyborg, so he can recall WW3

I am attempting to do Antebellum focusing specifically on the Confederate States

But it’s hard as hell.