Like my shirt

Mmmmmm Justin

Mmmmmm. Mm...

U cute

Are you talking to yourself?

Lmfao

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What is that shirt?

USS Iowa

What a hideous shirt.

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 6!

Elizabeth the II was gorgeous when she was younger

@Justin Burger (Major-GA) A big change from the picture in the car from way a ways ago

Blessed

True, that pic, I was 70 pounds bigger, younger, had just gotten into fascism, etc.

I can credit my ideology for pushing me to better myself alot, the ideal man figure, the idea of the ubermensch.

Not some libertarian ideology which promotes gluttony and sloth.

Any time you think about becoming a sloth, think about all the genetic eyes on you, how selfish it is to waste away.

I got frens though.

It's a very good attitude

One I could use to keep in mind tbh, been cheekily skipping around the corners. No good

Also, the goal I have requires fitness, so I have forced myself into a metaphorical do-or-die situation.

Also, I am the last male burger besides my father and grandfather, but both are old.

The genetic line ends with me if I don't succeed.

You will succeed

You're still a young burger, and there will be such sweet little patties and lettuces and buns

Lmfao

But no sour pickles, they'll be bright like tomato

You just need to drink some ent-water

Or you could hire me to chainsaw off the legs of every womam in your town

Oof

tfw never used a chainsaw

*that* is something I wish I had

Nah, the issue is modern women.

They are all carbon copies of one another.

There are different ones, but they are far and few.

And this ain't coming from an Incel, I have been in several relationships, and done all that stuff, had my fair share of the carnal desires.