Not some libertarian ideology which promotes gluttony and sloth.

Any time you think about becoming a sloth, think about all the genetic eyes on you, how selfish it is to waste away.

I got frens though.

It's a very good attitude

One I could use to keep in mind tbh, been cheekily skipping around the corners. No good

Also, the goal I have requires fitness, so I have forced myself into a metaphorical do-or-die situation.

Also, I am the last male burger besides my father and grandfather, but both are old.

The genetic line ends with me if I don't succeed.

You will succeed

You're still a young burger, and there will be such sweet little patties and lettuces and buns

Lmfao

But no sour pickles, they'll be bright like tomato

You just need to drink some ent-water

Or you could hire me to chainsaw off the legs of every womam in your town

Oof

tfw never used a chainsaw

*that* is something I wish I had

Nah, the issue is modern women.

They are all carbon copies of one another.

There are different ones, but they are far and few.

And this ain't coming from an Incel, I have been in several relationships, and done all that stuff, had my fair share of the carnal desires.

Yeah I don't disagree. But it's a tough topic, one that easily makes a retard turn to MGTOW and thus become a kike golem to further the divide between the sexes. I wish I had an answer to what can realistically be done to fix that

Fuck MGTOW, those guys are basically just really bad at picking and reading women.

Bonk your women on the head and drag them to your grug den

I like to think my spirit animal is grug, since my first resolution to anything is physical accosting.

At this point I want to trust a woman enough, to skip dating and go straight into a relationship.

I never understood dating

It was never really a concept here when I grew up, just some weird kike thing on the tv.

I just fucked friend's friends, or female friends all through my teens and that's how I ended up not having that many female friends lol

rip

Wtf

Shame on degenerate teenage Hal

If I could travel back in time

I would have had my noodle in a lot fewer lady caves, but probably be married now

It's only been about two months since the last time I had sex, and I already feel that urge lmfao.

Know that feel, a great co-op exercise session will show up before you know it

Lmfao

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1000 push-ups, 100 every 2hrs
50 pull-ups, 5 every hour
60 chinups, 30 then 30 after 2hrs