I will ride my elephant across the Appalachia’s to become the modern Hannibal

You used to be able to own giraffes in Georgia, until someone decided to take theirs fishing and it got banned for some reason.

What

Fishing

With a giraffe

Was the neck the pole

To catch the flying fish

It's still legal to own big cats in most States, lions, tigers, leopards, cheetahs, etc.

Ew, cats

What about wolves?

You wouldnt be talking shit if I had a snow leopard.

Yes, that's legal.

Dope

I will smite the ghetto with my elephant named scipio

Your snow leopard would be gay against my wolf if I had one

It's weird to think most places have these things banned, and the US is much more free on what you can do.

Instead of an ar15, gtt a wolf

Why not both?

Turn a wolf into a zoid with equipment

Remember that show?

Yeah okay Justin

But I can’t send you hissing roaches 👌🏻

Just send them

I woupd

The US won’t be considered “free” until I can send roaches

I have to order them and they literally won’t ship to Florida

Gay

Time to move jussy boy

I can’t buy them here in GA and send them to Florida because they could die but before that the mail checks the shit and would see there’s shit living inside

Yeah Justin

Live somewhere I can send you roaches

Move to Turkey

hmm

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Anyone heard about this cold war shit?

Our news didn't mention it or the warheads at all

Is it new?

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