Awww HOW CUTE

^ true shit

I want a pet bear

That bear wants me to pet its belly

I had a dream where I had a pet bear a few weeks ago

We don't even get bears here

It’s legal to own bears In my state

Dope

Need a licence?

Same for elephants 🐘

I will ride my elephant across the Appalachia’s to become the modern Hannibal

You used to be able to own giraffes in Georgia, until someone decided to take theirs fishing and it got banned for some reason.

What

Fishing

With a giraffe

Was the neck the pole

To catch the flying fish

It's still legal to own big cats in most States, lions, tigers, leopards, cheetahs, etc.

Ew, cats

What about wolves?

You wouldnt be talking shit if I had a snow leopard.

Yes, that's legal.

Dope

I will smite the ghetto with my elephant named scipio

Your snow leopard would be gay against my wolf if I had one

It's weird to think most places have these things banned, and the US is much more free on what you can do.

Instead of an ar15, gtt a wolf

Why not both?

Turn a wolf into a zoid with equipment

Remember that show?

Yeah okay Justin

But I can’t send you hissing roaches 👌🏻

Just send them

I woupd

The US won’t be considered “free” until I can send roaches

I have to order them and they literally won’t ship to Florida

Gay

Time to move jussy boy