You'll never be this cool

I am that cool

I bet Isabella's got some rockin' fuckin' abs

Know what's cooler than abs though?

A fucking machine gun

Alice

come get drunk w us b

It's over 900 million now.

Oh yeah

It's society time

And it might become the first R rated movie to ever gross a Billion.

I like it, because it wasn't capeshit.

Yeah, it's realistic

Uncomfortably realistic

It was not a superhero movie in any way

I have a friend who refuses to go see it because he thinks it's capeshit

I haven’t seen it.

I just don’t wish to drive through several counties to find a movie theater.

You know what

Yeah

I never read conversation

I lie

I did read up

And you're all fucking retards

>going to the cinema

>paying to watch a movie

>paying to watch a movie in a big room full of awkward chairs, stinky smells and strangers and noises

Just fucking hoist the jolly roger you niggers, you already have monitors bigger than they need to be

And then you can dictate your own piss breaks, get your own favourite snacks for cheap and even lay down

Pause on the nude scenes and oogle the tits real good if there's any scene like that

Cinema is for nerds 😎

I don’t do the cinema because it screws me over on the nachos

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 17!

Even the bot agrees!

It was a blessed message

The fuck is this shit, I laid in bed for eleven hours straight waiting for sleep to take me - not even exaggerating - and now I'm sleepy