Message from @Issa Dornan

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2019-11-23 02:28:00 UTC  

Our main artillery detachment in charge of halting Russian offenses are being relocated to the middle east

2019-11-23 02:28:07 UTC  

And yeah, rude

2019-11-23 02:28:41 UTC  

I mean, you are going for Green Berets right?

2019-11-23 02:28:49 UTC  

Absolutely ideally

2019-11-23 02:29:09 UTC  

The training shit I'll have to do in the meantime will take ~3 years

2019-11-23 02:29:50 UTC  

Yeah, SF means you have to be in ludicrously good shape.

2019-11-23 02:30:10 UTC  

Green Berets also have to be certified in a shitton of extra non physical work

2019-11-23 02:30:18 UTC  

Even have to take on a second language

2019-11-23 02:31:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/647625271771529226/11266893.jpg

2019-11-23 02:31:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/647625281057849354/2019-01-511235-us-soldiers-too-fat-to-fight-766.jpg

2019-11-23 02:31:50 UTC  

Hmm

2019-11-23 02:31:53 UTC  

Meanwhile, the regular army let's this slide.

2019-11-23 02:32:09 UTC  

Definitely POG's.

2019-11-23 02:32:11 UTC  

Fucking stupid

2019-11-23 02:32:13 UTC  

But still, wtf.

2019-11-23 02:32:25 UTC  

ArmyPogs are the worst group of people

2019-11-23 02:32:41 UTC  

They are probably National Guard if I am being 100% honest

2019-11-23 02:33:02 UTC  

I would hope that its reserves but probably

2019-11-23 02:33:45 UTC  

Only reason I hope that is because I know we'll never actually have to fall back on them realistically

2019-11-23 02:34:00 UTC  

Like, he is carrying pizza for Christ's sake, someone smack that shit out of his hand, once he loses 50+lb, then he can have pizza.

2019-11-23 02:34:11 UTC  

More like 80

2019-11-23 02:34:18 UTC  

I didn't even look that bad 80lbs ago

2019-11-23 02:34:53 UTC  

True, I was 270 at my biggest, but I never had a big sagging gut ever.

2019-11-23 02:35:09 UTC  

I am now 190, so 80 pounds lost so far for me.

2019-11-23 02:35:13 UTC  

I was about 280 at the beginning this year

2019-11-23 02:35:16 UTC  

And I'm about 200

2019-11-23 02:35:17 UTC  

Same boat

2019-11-23 02:35:19 UTC  

Never that bad

2019-11-23 02:35:25 UTC  

He must've been in the fucking 300s

2019-11-23 02:36:02 UTC  

Like, he wouldnt even be ready for long rucks and shit, not even to mention anything serious.

2019-11-23 02:37:46 UTC  

Fat people in the military should be hazed until they are thinner.

2019-11-23 02:38:08 UTC  

There is no way, he can eat three large pizzas like that..

2019-11-23 02:38:12 UTC  

"the beatings will continue until morale improves"

2019-11-23 02:38:23 UTC  

Oh, bet you what.

2019-11-23 02:38:34 UTC  

I use to be able to inhale shit like that.

2019-11-23 02:39:31 UTC  

I can handle only one, and that’s dominos or Papa John’s. Not a full pizza, just 4 slices at most with modest slices of cheese bread.

2019-11-23 02:39:43 UTC  

But three *fully large* pizzas? Jfc

2019-11-23 02:40:12 UTC  

Lmfao, when I hit my limit now that I am in much better shape, I realize how much more inflated my stomach use to be.

2019-11-23 02:40:46 UTC  

Your stomach will stretch to accommodate your food intake.

2019-11-23 02:41:05 UTC  

I have hit 261, and I look noticeably better than I did twenty pounds heavier.

2019-11-23 02:41:20 UTC  

Confidence boost, happiness included, entire life feels like it opened up.