Tfw I am too dumb to do Artillery because I can't into math.

I am literally an illiterate peasant at mathematics.

Tf?

I have a friend who would've failed math if I didn't help him with his shit but he got into arty

Eh, maybe I can.

Idk.

Hes a weird pog tho

Also some word on actual war

I find it funny that Tankers are considered and technically POG's.

Our main artillery detachment in charge of halting Russian offenses are being relocated to the middle east

And yeah, rude

I mean, you are going for Green Berets right?

Absolutely ideally

The training shit I'll have to do in the meantime will take ~3 years

Yeah, SF means you have to be in ludicrously good shape.

Green Berets also have to be certified in a shitton of extra non physical work

Even have to take on a second language

Hmm

Meanwhile, the regular army let's this slide.

Definitely POG's.

Fucking stupid

But still, wtf.

ArmyPogs are the worst group of people

They are probably National Guard if I am being 100% honest

I would hope that its reserves but probably

Only reason I hope that is because I know we'll never actually have to fall back on them realistically

Like, he is carrying pizza for Christ's sake, someone smack that shit out of his hand, once he loses 50+lb, then he can have pizza.

More like 80

I didn't even look that bad 80lbs ago

True, I was 270 at my biggest, but I never had a big sagging gut ever.

I am now 190, so 80 pounds lost so far for me.

I was about 280 at the beginning this year

And I'm about 200

Same boat

Never that bad

He must've been in the fucking 300s

Like, he wouldnt even be ready for long rucks and shit, not even to mention anything serious.

Fat people in the military should be hazed until they are thinner.

There is no way, he can eat three large pizzas like that..