Message from @Maggie The Magpie

Discord ID: 651217910286647335


2019-12-02 23:23:51 UTC  

"A big new scheme this year offers ethnic Hungarian couples that marry before the bride’s 41st birthday subsidized loans of up to 10 million forints ($33,000). A third of the loan will be forgiven if they go on to have two children, and the entire debt wiped out if they have three."

2019-12-02 23:25:46 UTC  

Based Hungary

2019-12-02 23:26:51 UTC  

Hungary pulled out of this year's Eurovision contest aswell, they said it was "too gay"

2019-12-02 23:49:36 UTC  

Hell, I would consider moving to Hungary once I am older, and done with my service.

2019-12-02 23:49:44 UTC  

If only I could learn Hungarian lol

2019-12-02 23:57:28 UTC  

Don't you have a problem with immigration?

2019-12-02 23:57:41 UTC  

Why would you contribute toward it?

2019-12-03 00:00:04 UTC  

Ah yes, Me, a fully white educated male, who will be a military veteran at that point is equal to some Congolese nigger with igbo language and a 1st grade education.

2019-12-03 00:04:37 UTC  

Not equal, no

2019-12-03 00:05:12 UTC  

But remember: white is NOT a race

2019-12-03 00:06:30 UTC  

I understand that, at that point, I can only move to Ireland, Wales, England, Iceland, or Norway.

2019-12-03 00:06:31 UTC  

Basically anywhere on your DNA map is primo

2019-12-03 00:13:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/651214382860337175/FB_IMG_1575328764636.jpg

2019-12-03 00:18:55 UTC  

Wait, who's who?

2019-12-03 00:23:52 UTC  

I think it means you and your fed bois

2019-12-03 00:25:52 UTC  

Arresting you

2019-12-03 00:26:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/651217616341434414/20191125_073933.JPG

2019-12-03 00:26:20 UTC  

This is so sad

2019-12-03 00:27:08 UTC  

It's okay Dorn, I'll give you some frre shit at buy-ups

2019-12-03 00:27:28 UTC  

I suppose you'd know it as a commissary

2019-12-03 02:55:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/651255221502214155/image0.jpg

2019-12-03 03:45:16 UTC  

*Insert coin to kill communists*

2019-12-03 04:27:22 UTC  

*inserts coin*

2019-12-03 04:27:46 UTC  

*Random asian suddenly falls to the floor from a heart attack*

2019-12-03 05:13:57 UTC  

I’m at a diner and this dude was eating near us, I saw and was like what ever. Skip to 15 minutes later when my partner and I are talking and this dude gets up to leave...he looked normal when sitting down but now that he’s stood up to leave he’s SHORT AS FUCK. I immediately stop talking and turn my head slowly looking out the window trying extremely hard to not laugh. My partner looks at me and I just fucking lose it.

2019-12-03 05:24:55 UTC  

How short was he?

2019-12-03 06:59:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/651316490154541057/FB_IMG_1575356345144.jpg

2019-12-03 07:00:15 UTC  
2019-12-03 08:39:35 UTC  

@Issa Dornan hi I am fed

2019-12-03 08:39:56 UTC  

I drank so much last night. My stomach is fucking wrecked

2019-12-03 08:40:15 UTC  

🤔

2019-12-03 08:40:18 UTC  

Fun

2019-12-03 08:41:05 UTC  

I want to die 😂

2019-12-03 08:41:18 UTC  

Just BLEH

2019-12-03 08:41:21 UTC  

you know

2019-12-03 11:38:08 UTC  

@Alpaca13 look it wasn’t my fault this time but Justin posted an iFunny meme

2019-12-03 11:38:16 UTC  

What are you gonna do