It's your duty

😂

If you can beat your father in an arm wrestle you are the family's patriarch and must inspect all hymens that share your blood until the day your son beats you in an arm wrestle

It's funny the oldest male family member was the entire families patriarch, so that would be my 70-something year old grandfather on my mother's side.

He is my oldest grandfather.

This is also considering families use to live VERY close together.

Not so much anymore.

The oldest person overall though is my 93 year old great-grand mother.

13 = 52

GG @Egon_Albrecht, you just advanced to level 2!

Actually 3% do 52%

Niggers

Male prostitution 😳

I am counting violent crime.

WE WUZ TRAMPLED

Chariots are so based

Slaves gathered from the farthest edges of the West African coast think they are Egyptians, makes me laugh every day.

WE WUZ PRYRAMID PHAROAHS ND SHEIT

Egyptians were a Mediterranean people.

Romans and Britons are extinct.

And I think original Egyptians are aswell.

Australian masterrace

Everyone is a peanut butter mixed race

@Deleted User

True, all modern white ethnicities are a mix of old white ethnicities.

Irish and Anglo's, etc have Briton blood, Italians, etc have Roman blood, modern Egyptians have some original blood, but it's just not a whole lot.

Based, thank you Bunyip

I want a tattoo of the nazi eagle holding a wreath with a swastika inside across my shoulder blades

But a magpie instead on an eagle and the southern Cross instead of a swastika

I have no religion, but I was going to get a Druidic pattern tattoo from the region my people come from, and I was going to get a Marine Corps tattoo for my time in service.

Egypt is funny with how much it's invaded and changed religion.

I might cover myself in Celtic tribal tattoos

Wage war on agriculturalists idk

Might cover myself in woad and start chucking spears at people on the main street

Back to the pastoralist lifestyle
No more nagging wife

Confederate tattoos are a bit too cliche for white guys in the south to have.

So many have them.

@Deleted User do you like metal? If so, check out the band Dead Kelly

They were one of my top bands on Spotify this year