Yea

Ate me baby

I'm sorry

I think I might have

Was in the bush just past dusk and I heard wacky noises

Then

I smelled something

I can only describe it as a rancid swamp

I know the area and know of nothing that should give off that smell

Except for a bunyip

That is my tale

Thankyou for your honesty

Time to move to virginia

GG @Mustybacon, you just advanced to level 2!

yo my stomach and back hurts

google says its cancer

rip

@Alpaca13 that's bc you're a traitor

At breakfast before MEPS. I shit you not, every single black guy was late getting down here

Wait, when will the Space Force become a joinable military branch, with basic and everything?

What the fuck would basic even be like?

Probably train with nasa

But also still have the military stuff with it

Most likely get through regular boot the transfer over to science techy boot

Like phases in boot camp

Why on earth did I decide to work tonight, and move my doctors appointment to noon and not go to sleep until after 6am having to get up at 10:30am.

My self destructive behavior is exhausting. My BP was 109/70 because I’m so tired <:cringe:655697444083990568>

That’s not terrible bp, but usually I’m 120/80 or above

Imagine checking your health like a loser.

Just do it, and wait until you are old for the effects to finally kick in like a Chad.

God, every goddamn movie is so fucking cliche, and are nothing but propaganda machines for modern ideals of the elites.

Multi-racial gang of kids get saved by bad ass female Mexican yelling in Spanish.

All the bad guys are masculine White military men.

The main enemy would be the DOD, but in this they chose the DHS, since I assume ICE and Immigration is controlled by DHS, so they NEED to be the bad guy group.

What movie?

The newest transformers.

But the DHS has literally always been the bad guys

From the first transformers they’ve been after auto bots trying to kill them

It’s funny how before it was “If they have a AK-47 theyre a bad guy”, now it’s “If they’re white with combat training, they’re a bad guy”

I liked the older transformers anyway