I AM AN AMERICAN FORTNITER
I AM A WARRIOR AND A MEMBER OF A SQUAD
I SERVE LEAD TO THE PEOPLE OF FORTNITE, AND LIVE THE FORTNITE VALUES
I WILL ALWAYS RAGE UPON DEATH
I WILL NEVER ACCEPT LESS THAN A VICTORY ROYALE
I WILL ALWAYS FORTNITE DANCE IN THE WALMART CHECKOUT LINE, EMBARRASING MY MOMMY
I WILL NEVER LEAVE A SQUADMATE WHO NEEDS REVIVING
I AM UNDISCIPLINED, PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY INEPT
TRAINED IN TELLING MY MOM TO FUCK OFF AT 8:30 WHEN SHE TELLS ME IT'S BEDTIME
I WILL ALWAYS MAINTAIN MY XBOX CONTROLLER, MY INVENTORY, AND MY SHIELD
I AM A FORTNITE EXPERT, AND I WANT TO BE A PROFESSIONAL
I AM PREPARED TO THANK THE BUS DRIVER, DROP INTO TILTED TOWERS AND SECURE THE EPIC VICTORY ROYALE
I AM A GUARDIAN OF THE GOLDEN SCAR, AND ME AND MY FRIEND'S XBOX PARTY
I AM AN AMERICAN FORTNITER

@Issa Dornan

This is the new Soldiers Creed

@Tommunist I am ashamed to say I read the whole thing.

It's great isn't it

God fucking dammit

@Issa Dornan did you like it

I want to fucking die

Why

That thing you sent

Saving it to send to people

But still

Also its Christmas eve and I'm at the gym

11/10

Lul

Free my nigga Thomas Mahoney

Them lyin thots can't be trusted

I hope you've all had a wonderful Jul with warmth and delight, minimal stress and a lot of precious time with family. Glædelig Jul

wonderful jul, my blessed @Halindir 🍻

I don't speak Spanish

Merry Christmas to those of you that celebrate it

Yes

Those who don't, please commence operation no air.

^

I was supposed to of been asleep 2-3 hours ago but I’m having some serious acid reflux that has me on the verge of throwing up so I’m still awake

I say happy holidays because I know I’ll probably forget to say happy New Years

Someone from Southern Italy came out heavily mixed on their DNA test, someone in the comments said "Big rape baby energy"

So yeah this just happened. Merry Christmas.

Feel better Alice

<:vomit_pepe:544647307501764611>

Hand of a gorilla with a skin pigmentation mutation.

Also, don't my forget, Koko, may she rest in peace, had an IQ in the 90's.