Message from @Alpaca13

Discord ID: 660723513514000407


2019-12-29 05:57:27 UTC  

Asking for a friend

2019-12-29 05:57:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/660723057798807561/image0.png

2019-12-29 05:57:34 UTC  

It's only gay if he ain't your homie

2019-12-29 05:57:40 UTC  

Are you wearing at least one strategically placed sock?

2019-12-29 05:57:42 UTC  

If so, you good

2019-12-29 05:57:46 UTC  

Hmmm

2019-12-29 05:57:51 UTC  

It’s not gay if it’s a 3 way

2019-12-29 05:57:56 UTC  

That’s all I can say

2019-12-29 05:57:58 UTC  

Exactly

2019-12-29 05:58:10 UTC  

>Me too scared to ever do a 3 way

2019-12-29 05:58:15 UTC  

3 dudes ain't gay, the resident homo hath spoken

2019-12-29 05:58:26 UTC  

Nah nah

2019-12-29 05:58:29 UTC  

Like I said, if there are ovaries within proximity, it is legit <:hmm:642457784150917148> I never said they had to be involved

2019-12-29 05:58:31 UTC  

Imagine being scared of sex lol

2019-12-29 05:58:33 UTC  

If it’s 2 dudes and 1 girl

2019-12-29 05:58:35 UTC  

It ain’t gay

2019-12-29 05:58:46 UTC  

OH NO JUSTIN

2019-12-29 05:58:47 UTC  

I disagree

2019-12-29 05:58:52 UTC  

Unless he's your homie

2019-12-29 05:59:15 UTC  

Gay male couple buys ovaries on the black market and sets it by the bed

2019-12-29 05:59:21 UTC  

“Guess it’s legit now”

2019-12-29 05:59:22 UTC  

<:shaggy_spook:540675167148441600>

2019-12-29 05:59:31 UTC  

You made me say it

2019-12-29 05:59:50 UTC  

That's a lot of effort to avoid saying "no homo"

2019-12-29 06:00:11 UTC  

It’s better then being homo

2019-12-29 06:00:11 UTC  

Expensive too, I'd imagine

2019-12-29 06:00:23 UTC  

Just say no homo homie

2019-12-29 06:00:35 UTC  

Nah

2019-12-29 06:00:39 UTC  

You gotta get the ovaries

2019-12-29 06:00:40 UTC  

It ain't gay to kiss your homie's penis goodnight

2019-12-29 06:00:46 UTC  

Just find a crackwhore, and cut her ovaries out, ain't like she needs them.

2019-12-29 06:00:55 UTC  

They could lie saying you never said no homo

2019-12-29 06:01:11 UTC  

So you get the ovaries to prove it was no homo

2019-12-29 06:01:26 UTC  

Sign a no homo declaration statement

2019-12-29 06:01:38 UTC  

Fax it to the president

2019-12-29 06:01:45 UTC  

No homo statutory declaration

2019-12-29 06:01:51 UTC  

Legally binding contract, that it was indeed no-homo

2019-12-29 06:01:55 UTC  

No homo executive order

2019-12-29 06:01:59 UTC  

This is a no homo space

2019-12-29 06:02:10 UTC  

Full homie

2019-12-29 06:02:13 UTC  

If that happens dornan is mounting Justin