“Guess it’s legit now”

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You made me say it

That's a lot of effort to avoid saying "no homo"

It’s better then being homo

Expensive too, I'd imagine

Just say no homo homie

Nah

You gotta get the ovaries

It ain't gay to kiss your homie's penis goodnight

Just find a crackwhore, and cut her ovaries out, ain't like she needs them.

They could lie saying you never said no homo

So you get the ovaries to prove it was no homo

Sign a no homo declaration statement

Fax it to the president

No homo statutory declaration

Legally binding contract, that it was indeed no-homo

No homo executive order

This is a no homo space

Full homie

If that happens dornan is mounting Justin

Stat Dec only needs to be signed by a JP

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Easy

Do you have JPs over there?

Wait a minute, I ain't the bottom in any situation.

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Justice of the Peace?

Dornan will Mount you like a mountain goat

We have something of something

But they’re homos

So we don’t talk to them

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Then they can't sign a no homo statement

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My initials are JP I can sign it

Just Penis

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Maybe you could just use an official notary

Justin Pippin