Can’t take back my country looking like a potato

Lmao

Oh shit im sorry that got me

Nah you’re good I’m tired now

I can’t even plank for a solid minute

My wife is 300lbs. She carries it well and has a pretty face so whatever I like fat chicks anyways.

But she told me she couldnt do a pushup

When i got her down to do one by the grace of god she shows out and does 10 fucking push ups

Mind over matter bruh

If my big ass wife(love her to death) can do 10 pushups anything is possible

I’m just too weak but I’m gunna get there

Yeah man it doesn't take much to feel the difference

I’m tired now

Ima sleep

Go

Feel better and rest

Hot take on COVID-19: I was in town picking up a few things today, when I noticed a homeless man who was clearly not feeling well. I approached him and asked if there was anything he needed in this hard time. He looked at me for a moment and, with tears in his eyes, he asked me for "about $3.50". It was about that time that I noticed that it wasn't no damn homeless man with COVID-19, it was an eight-story crustacean from the paleozoic era. I said "get outta here you damn loch ness monster."

@Ramrod1992
For health reasons, wouldnt be a bad thing if she dropped down to the 200 range

Right. I know. Got her a gym membership and suddenly the world ends

https://www.instagram.com/p/B968qQogyl7/?igshid=1c1j64eu83e11

Made a post about the tools we'll need to complete the boogstruction projects, hope y'all niqqas find it useful.

I'm a carpenter but we do more general contracting than anything else. Im covered on the basic tools lol

But it's good to have a general list of things for those that do it on the daily/weekly. Never hurts

Sweet.

Also, I'd really appreciate likes, follows, shares, etc. to anyone you think could use the info. I'm sincerely not trying to be a shill (for instance I would fucking never pimp my personal account), but I want to help as many people as possible - all of us could use a basic understanding of building.

Thanks guys, I love my boog family <:peepoheart:682342402564161537>

@Mjolnir Spartan Mmmm DADDDYYYY

AFTERNOON KINGS 👑

Afternoon mi'lady deletus, doest thou have necessities for thine upcoming quarantine?

?-?

Sounding like a neck beard

That’s a neck beard if I’ve ever heard one. 👀

Neck Beard is here

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El jefé just got a new toy

Lemme see lemme see

@O/K/ie Voluntaryist some. The urge to run is strong however

I am heading out to procure more bourbon. I'll need it when I get naked on the roof and start sniping 😏💥

Sup fuckers

I hate shaving but right now i am shaved, if God wanted me to not grow a full beard....i wouldn't be able to.