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Everyone go watch that

What the fuck is going on in this chat?

I'ma be real with you fam - get the rake

I'm trying to go to sleep and it sounds like there's something in the vents making noise

It keeps moving all over the place it's freaking me out

**what in fuck is it**

squirrel?

birb?

In my heater vents????

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we had squirrels get into our house all the time

if it's warm and no fans are / were on?

Fans come on every hour or so

hmmm. . . maybe that's why it's skittering about - are they on currently?

Nope

All my birds are asleep so I know it's not them

all accounted for though?

Really odd

Yep

It sounds loud, kinda big

Weird af

Hoping someone isn't like hiding in my crawlspace

Lmao

L O L

issame - but don't tell the SS

Eeep

I want a channel named "Catfish's Den"

Now

Uhhh. . . no. . ?

Birds are fucking stupid pets, fight me

Yeeeeah

As Bard said

If stupid feathered small dinossaurs can have a channel, a fucking river deity called The Psychic Catfish can have one as well, aye?

Not necessarily - bird posting applies to everyone

""Catfish's Den"" ( imo ) seems more personal

Mind my reddit spacing but - I'd just pick a channel and post in it, whatever you want ( preferably a dead one that's relevant, see ; *my drunk ramblings in advice and random* )

if someone else wants to - chill - but that's my reasoning ^

I'm not advocating for personal channels, I just think birds are fucking stupid

Loud as shit, not meant for captivity they pluck their own feathers out when the owner leaves for a while, shit everywhere, serve no useful purpose

I have some weird philosophies on pets - but you're not wrong.

I still find them weirdly fucky and fun, though

And if all the crows went extinct, I'd be endlessly depressed.