My first thought was “Jesus, whoever wrote this needs Haldol”

lol

When I started watching the movies I was like “fuck this is great but Jesus the writer needs fucking depakote”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckkZihQUaU

best version of Eva right here

You’re right. That’s best Eva

Well I can tell one of the cats just took a shit 😒

we need an Ohio channel

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio Agreed that way we can put you guys on the boxca....I mean, “tour bus” easier

Okay I'll make one

It has been done

Already got conquered by L O N G bois

A source says that the Kentucky national guard is scrapping its Iraq deployment and instead going to beef up security at the capital in Virginia and the National Guard Armory’s

Fresh intel reliable source

https://twitter.com/TrueNorthCentre/status/1227979754797752322

Imagine protesting pipelines, which are the safe alternative to rail, just to sabotage the latter, anyway

Jesus fucking Christ this country. . .

https://www.facebook.com/430353927407239/posts/845040989271862/?vh=e&d=n

Everyone go watch that

What the fuck is going on in this chat?

I'ma be real with you fam - get the rake

I'm trying to go to sleep and it sounds like there's something in the vents making noise

It keeps moving all over the place it's freaking me out

**what in fuck is it**

squirrel?

birb?

In my heater vents????

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we had squirrels get into our house all the time

if it's warm and no fans are / were on?

Fans come on every hour or so

hmmm. . . maybe that's why it's skittering about - are they on currently?

Nope

All my birds are asleep so I know it's not them

all accounted for though?

Really odd

Yep