Message from @Bodark Actual

Discord ID: 677750239670829057


2020-02-14 05:27:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/677747625826582558/download_28.jpg

2020-02-14 05:30:15 UTC  

I'm trying to go to sleep and it sounds like there's something in the vents making noise

2020-02-14 05:33:03 UTC  

It keeps moving all over the place it's freaking me out

2020-02-14 05:33:54 UTC  

**what in fuck is it**

2020-02-14 05:33:54 UTC  

squirrel?

2020-02-14 05:33:57 UTC  

birb?

2020-02-14 05:34:05 UTC  

In my heater vents????

2020-02-14 05:34:11 UTC  

<:dab:554422971381448750>

2020-02-14 05:34:21 UTC  

we had squirrels get into our house all the time

2020-02-14 05:34:30 UTC  

if it's warm and no fans are / were on?

2020-02-14 05:34:42 UTC  

Fans come on every hour or so

2020-02-14 05:35:11 UTC  

hmmm. . . maybe that's why it's skittering about - are they on currently?

2020-02-14 05:35:17 UTC  

Nope

2020-02-14 05:35:30 UTC  

All my birds are asleep so I know it's not them

2020-02-14 05:35:44 UTC  

all accounted for though?

2020-02-14 05:35:45 UTC  

Really odd

2020-02-14 05:35:48 UTC  

Yep

2020-02-14 05:35:59 UTC  

It sounds loud, kinda big

2020-02-14 05:36:02 UTC  

Weird af

2020-02-14 05:37:25 UTC  

Hoping someone isn't like hiding in my crawlspace

2020-02-14 05:37:29 UTC  

Lmao

2020-02-14 05:37:39 UTC  

L O L

2020-02-14 05:37:47 UTC  

issame - but don't tell the SS

2020-02-14 05:39:26 UTC  

Eeep

2020-02-14 05:57:32 UTC  

I want a channel named "Catfish's Den"

2020-02-14 05:57:38 UTC  

Now

2020-02-14 05:59:31 UTC  

Uhhh. . . no. . ?

2020-02-14 06:00:51 UTC  

Birds are fucking stupid pets, fight me

2020-02-14 06:03:08 UTC  

Yeeeeah

2020-02-14 06:03:14 UTC  

As Bard said

2020-02-14 06:04:40 UTC  

If stupid feathered small dinossaurs can have a channel, a fucking river deity called The Psychic Catfish can have one as well, aye?

2020-02-14 06:13:09 UTC  

Not necessarily - bird posting applies to everyone

""Catfish's Den"" ( imo ) seems more personal

Mind my reddit spacing but - I'd just pick a channel and post in it, whatever you want ( preferably a dead one that's relevant, see ; *my drunk ramblings in advice and random* )

2020-02-14 06:13:21 UTC  

if someone else wants to - chill - but that's my reasoning ^

2020-02-14 06:16:11 UTC  

I'm not advocating for personal channels, I just think birds are fucking stupid

2020-02-14 06:17:03 UTC  

Loud as shit, not meant for captivity they pluck their own feathers out when the owner leaves for a while, shit everywhere, serve no useful purpose

2020-02-14 06:18:53 UTC  

I have some weird philosophies on pets - but you're not wrong.

I still find them weirdly fucky and fun, though

And if all the crows went extinct, I'd be endlessly depressed.

2020-02-14 06:20:35 UTC  

Well in the US you cant own any native birds as pets including crows

2020-02-14 06:21:07 UTC  

@INNYGMATYK i can post expat shit

2020-02-14 06:21:38 UTC  

So people buy parrots from south america thinking oh yeah they're cool looking and talk, then 50 years later the owners have changed hands like 5 fucking times and they are abused just like any other bullshit pet

2020-02-14 06:21:42 UTC  

Like hows life of an expat who lurks on a jungle and try to survive in a shithole country

2020-02-14 06:22:32 UTC  

@Bard sad but true