Morning gents

You ever have a wave of anger come over you while you hold an asshole cat? Like you wanna murder its ass? I have that feeling everytime I see my wifes cat. So instead of punishing him for all the non existent trouble he puts me through I let him outside hoping he finds a new home.

Sorry for the confession, but knowing me that cat got off easy

I mean I only feel that way when my cats act chaotic stupid. Like I'm the only one home taking care of them for the week, and they decided to wake me up scratching at my door until I threw something at it

I hate small dogs and most people under 25

I dont feel that way about animals mostly. Humans thooooo

I'm like a cat whisperer. Every time someone says their cat is an asshole I usually get them purring on my lap

https://youtu.be/mfr9MFgud8k

Rev up those harems

Oh shit time for warbrides

Just kidding my wife will shoot me

Right y u no support my conquests honey

I can't even imagine how difficult it would be to manage multiple wives and keep them all happy, the challenge alone should enable it's legality lol

Just sling that dick right

lmao I think it's a bit more complicated than that, but there is truth in that statement

*reeeeeees in Genghis Khan*

I got a wife and a girlfriend. Its a mess

It's only cool when you get them both at the same time lol

@Ramrod1992 can attest, my ex was cuckquean and bisexual, though she had way too much social and physical anxiety to have a proper three way, it was kind of a bummer but I did walk the line so to speak a couple times, overrated

@Ramrod1992 while I have a fiance, I "technically" have a whole side harem.

Well 8ts cool as long as they consent

And I dont like fucking strange bitches, I like my wife fucking strange bitches while I call them names.

@Ramrod1992 and I getting in reps today at work

Oof

Now we stuck as fuck sucka @FloridaManBoohajideen

Yeah the ground ended up being soft af so now we getting high in the truck waiting for our boss to come pull us outta the rut

Slap the liberal girls around and make them call me daddy💗 ❤️ 🧡 💖

Well that's the spice of life right there, my girlfriend throughout college I cucked from some libfag who thought personal protection was unecessary, first time we banged in my dorm room I'll never forget looking to my right to see my betsy ross pinned up on my wall that I had hammered into place with my 37mm spikes launcher and thinking "God I love this country" (I didn't have a proper framing hammer"

I'm still amazed by how big of a shit that is

The fuck lmao

Wow

Us

Mornin yall

Sup nigger

Yo yo yo

Nothing beats people thinking we were *actual* special forces, when all we did was make the joke

I am now a delta seal recon ranger

Thank me for my cervix

My arm is in this msn article