Message from @Bard
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all good - pree shre we're all hoppin inna tomorrow, anyway 🤙
You ever have a wave of anger come over you while you hold an asshole cat? Like you wanna murder its ass? I have that feeling everytime I see my wifes cat. So instead of punishing him for all the non existent trouble he puts me through I let him outside hoping he finds a new home.
Sorry for the confession, but knowing me that cat got off easy
I mean I only feel that way when my cats act chaotic stupid. Like I'm the only one home taking care of them for the week, and they decided to wake me up scratching at my door until I threw something at it
I hate small dogs and most people under 25
I dont feel that way about animals mostly. Humans thooooo
I'm like a cat whisperer. Every time someone says their cat is an asshole I usually get them purring on my lap
Rev up those harems
Oh shit time for warbrides
Just kidding my wife will shoot me
Right y u no support my conquests honey
I can't even imagine how difficult it would be to manage multiple wives and keep them all happy, the challenge alone should enable it's legality lol
Just sling that dick right
lmao I think it's a bit more complicated than that, but there is truth in that statement
*reeeeeees in Genghis Khan*
I got a wife and a girlfriend. Its a mess
It's only cool when you get them both at the same time lol
@Ramrod1992 can attest, my ex was cuckquean and bisexual, though she had way too much social and physical anxiety to have a proper three way, it was kind of a bummer but I did walk the line so to speak a couple times, overrated
@Ramrod1992 while I have a fiance, I "technically" have a whole side harem.
Well 8ts cool as long as they consent
And I dont like fucking strange bitches, I like my wife fucking strange bitches while I call them names.
Yeah the ground ended up being soft af so now we getting high in the truck waiting for our boss to come pull us outta the rut
Slap the liberal girls around and make them call me daddy💗 ❤️ 🧡 💖
Well that's the spice of life right there, my girlfriend throughout college I cucked from some libfag who thought personal protection was unecessary, first time we banged in my dorm room I'll never forget looking to my right to see my betsy ross pinned up on my wall that I had hammered into place with my 37mm spikes launcher and thinking "God I love this country" (I didn't have a proper framing hammer"
I'm still amazed by how big of a shit that is
The fuck lmao
Yo yo yo
Nothing beats people thinking we were *actual* special forces, when all we did was make the joke
I am now a delta seal recon ranger
Thank me for my cervix