Message from @queefburgler

Discord ID: 689532020510294091


2020-03-17 17:04:25 UTC  

Time to start building a Herom boys

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/689519524520919042/image0.jpg

2020-03-17 17:04:32 UTC  

Harem*

2020-03-17 17:14:14 UTC  

I need a loudspeaker

2020-03-17 17:14:24 UTC  

"CALLING ALL WHORES"

2020-03-17 17:18:42 UTC  

To be fair I would just use that outside any regular night club on a non-pandemic weekend

2020-03-17 17:19:49 UTC  

War brides

2020-03-17 17:19:53 UTC  

Breeding stock

2020-03-17 17:22:01 UTC  

So my apocalypse supplies just got a lot better

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/689523956700545024/image0.jpg

2020-03-17 17:22:09 UTC  

Niceeee

2020-03-17 17:22:14 UTC  

NICE

2020-03-17 17:25:01 UTC  

i just realized Mike (garand thumb) makes about 120k a year from his patreon account

2020-03-17 17:25:08 UTC  

Damn

2020-03-17 17:25:21 UTC  

Plus he still collecting a government check

2020-03-17 17:25:25 UTC  

5 dollars a month, 1902 patrons

2020-03-17 17:25:36 UTC  

yeah exactly

2020-03-17 17:26:22 UTC  

I actually had the chance to shoot with the guy, he lives pretty close to me, dude is literally exactly the same in his videos but he talks about degenerate military stories even more

2020-03-17 17:40:19 UTC  

Coronavirus Pandemic, day 2.
If anyone is still out there, I’m alive but struggling. Food is running low. Down to only 459 days worth. My hands are sanitized and my butt is super clean. Power still on, but for how long? Missing human interaction. I fear dark days ahead. News is all bad. Last few friends have leapt from buildings to their death, (or near death... most have single story homes so they are badly bruised). Basic necessities are gone though. NBA, NHL, NASCAR, NCAA, PGA, all gone. Basic Survival is a definite challenge. I vow to persevere to the end, I am a survivor! Please, if there is life out there, communicate! **I CRAVE BASKETBALL REEEE**

2020-03-17 17:44:01 UTC  

yeah this whole 2020 quarantine shit is getting old fast

2020-03-17 17:44:16 UTC  

*"Time to go mobile.."*

2020-03-17 17:50:16 UTC  

Nice.copypasta

2020-03-17 17:54:04 UTC  

@FloridaManBoohajideen i want a harem

2020-03-17 18:02:23 UTC  

That sounds nice @queefburgler, but i cant imagine even one girl liking me (in the sense that theyd daye me) yet alone a whole group.

2020-03-17 18:06:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/689535092401766467/image0.jpg

2020-03-17 18:22:02 UTC  

Took a second test, still negative for coronavirus by the way it was a pretty lit party

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/689539059403849738/image0.jpg

2020-03-17 18:23:25 UTC  

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2020-03-17 18:29:26 UTC  

I had to fight off two old ladies, three children, and an AIDS patient to get this hand sanitizer

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/689540921502466246/image0.jpg

2020-03-17 18:29:49 UTC  

AIDS patient Was easy

2020-03-17 18:30:07 UTC  

So I just coughed on him

2020-03-17 18:30:14 UTC  

Pretty sure he’s in terminal condition

@Bard Lucky bastard, lol I'm Jelly af

2020-03-17 18:45:24 UTC  

he showed up late because he was out partying with his then girlfriend at a gay bar, I'm not kidding

2020-03-17 18:46:45 UTC  

@PanzerWrecker so claim some feds wifes after the great minecraft party

2020-03-17 18:48:16 UTC  

@queefburgler can't wait to be clappin their cheeks while their abusive husbands are forced to sit in a squad car and shotgun dunkins all day

2020-03-17 19:04:50 UTC  

This is a server to share and gather info on the current outbreak only. Any participation will be greatly appreciated.

2020-03-17 19:05:10 UTC  

Share current status of different quarentines and lockdowns ect.

2020-03-17 19:09:00 UTC  

Feel free to share and invite anyone willing to participate

2020-03-17 19:19:11 UTC  
2020-03-17 19:34:41 UTC  

The second tragedy based on this information is that no officers got yeeted.

2020-03-17 19:40:44 UTC  

They should have had something at their front door