When a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, envinces a design to reduce the people under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government and to provide new guards for their future security

See that's what I'm saying though - if it was a Barnes and Noble exclusive this whole time... the real treasure is still hidden and we need Nicholas Cage to steal the actual Declaration of Independence from Barnes and Noble.

This treasure was a distraction to keep us from the real truth.

Bruh

Uo

Did I hear that we just got yangganged in?

Yangganged?

**and then they said this...**

https://www.baltimoresun.com/coronavirus/bs-md-ci-large-gatherings-ban-20200316-20200317-5evcfv5bsnfvxoodrn63lhiyuu-story.html

https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/local/state/2020/03/17/coronavirus-florida-gov-ron-desantis-orders-bars-nightclubs-closed-restaurant-crowd-limits/5066842002/

@FloridaManBoohajideen Fuck

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/2102344/the-world-is-changing-universal-pictures-is-making-newly-released-movies-in-the-theaters-available-on-demand-at-home-starting-this-week

At least we can watch the invisible man on demand

damn the world really is changing

Time to start building a Herom boys

Harem*

I need a loudspeaker

"CALLING ALL WHORES"

To be fair I would just use that outside any regular night club on a non-pandemic weekend

War brides

Breeding stock

So my apocalypse supplies just got a lot better

Niceeee

NICE

i just realized Mike (garand thumb) makes about 120k a year from his patreon account

Damn

Plus he still collecting a government check

5 dollars a month, 1902 patrons

yeah exactly

I actually had the chance to shoot with the guy, he lives pretty close to me, dude is literally exactly the same in his videos but he talks about degenerate military stories even more

Coronavirus Pandemic, day 2.
If anyone is still out there, I’m alive but struggling. Food is running low. Down to only 459 days worth. My hands are sanitized and my butt is super clean. Power still on, but for how long? Missing human interaction. I fear dark days ahead. News is all bad. Last few friends have leapt from buildings to their death, (or near death... most have single story homes so they are badly bruised). Basic necessities are gone though. NBA, NHL, NASCAR, NCAA, PGA, all gone. Basic Survival is a definite challenge. I vow to persevere to the end, I am a survivor! Please, if there is life out there, communicate! **I CRAVE BASKETBALL REEEE**

yeah this whole 2020 quarantine shit is getting old fast

*"Time to go mobile.."*

Nice.copypasta

@FloridaManBoohajideen i want a harem

That sounds nice @queefburgler, but i cant imagine even one girl liking me (in the sense that theyd daye me) yet alone a whole group.

Took a second test, still negative for coronavirus by the way it was a pretty lit party

I had to fight off two old ladies, three children, and an AIDS patient to get this hand sanitizer