yo but that would be badass though

just crankin off founders words perfectly on a dime

That's what I was thinking. Imagine some lefty tries Dunkin on me and I just fucking spit liberty

Straight Book of Eli the constitution

I thought I was cool reciting the 2nd in government class man. The whole bill of rights or constitution would be a mf flex

If I pull it off I'd need to try and run for some form of office

oh I remember that, when we got to the second amendment my teacher just told me to read it for us

Imagine the flex spitting lines on national TV

The preamble is a pretty good and easy way to start

My personal favorite has always been the quote featured in National Treasure

Such a good movie too

When a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, envinces a design to reduce the people under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government and to provide new guards for their future security

See that's what I'm saying though - if it was a Barnes and Noble exclusive this whole time... the real treasure is still hidden and we need Nicholas Cage to steal the actual Declaration of Independence from Barnes and Noble.

This treasure was a distraction to keep us from the real truth.

Bruh

Uo

Did I hear that we just got yangganged in?

Yangganged?

**and then they said this...**

https://www.baltimoresun.com/coronavirus/bs-md-ci-large-gatherings-ban-20200316-20200317-5evcfv5bsnfvxoodrn63lhiyuu-story.html

https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/local/state/2020/03/17/coronavirus-florida-gov-ron-desantis-orders-bars-nightclubs-closed-restaurant-crowd-limits/5066842002/

@FloridaManBoohajideen Fuck

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/2102344/the-world-is-changing-universal-pictures-is-making-newly-released-movies-in-the-theaters-available-on-demand-at-home-starting-this-week

At least we can watch the invisible man on demand

damn the world really is changing

Time to start building a Herom boys

Harem*

I need a loudspeaker

"CALLING ALL WHORES"

To be fair I would just use that outside any regular night club on a non-pandemic weekend

War brides

Breeding stock

So my apocalypse supplies just got a lot better

Niceeee

NICE

i just realized Mike (garand thumb) makes about 120k a year from his patreon account

Damn

Plus he still collecting a government check

5 dollars a month, 1902 patrons

yeah exactly