I thought Kotaku was something like Onion for a long time

Kibec, we have bigger frontal lobes now. And speech centers. We're different creatures now and have different standrads...or should.

They are the top of hilarity

Also tone deaf like senile old gramps

And honestly, as humans we are much more influenced by experience. Think of it as a computer with a better processor and storage rather than something with just a ROM chip

I still dont know who Ralph is

Neither do I

a better processor will not suddenly make it feel emotions

News flash: attaching a memory storage to your brain won't absolve you from the burden of processing info to understand it and actually learn

It lets us gain awareness and manage our emotions

I tried to consume a USB but I still lose my memes

http://www.danielgoleman.info/topics/emotional-intelligence/

One of the misused terms

Some people try to pat themselves on the back with "I failed all the possible exams, but at least my emotional intelligence is over 9000"

Trump has a high emotional intelligence id say, very empathic as per definition of the term rather than what its misused as as evident by his grabbing comment.

Trump needs to interact with memes more

Trump is some interesting character. I am pretty sure that he is not what he appears in public.

well trump seems to know what people want and he tries to give it to them

so there has to be a level of emotional intelligence there

I mean, Trump does strategically use the NPC outrage machine to steer the public focus away from things he wants to keep unnoticed

And he does not care if he is the very center of that "twatter shiotstorm"

An idiot would not be able to do so

yeah that is a valid point

Not even by a streak of luck

I do believe that Trump "plays dumb", and does not reveal his aces

man, the Kirkland signature Kefir is really different from the stuff I'm used to

really... smooth

I guess this is more recently strained

That's in the gigantic dairy cooler, I assume

@xorgy i see u're a man of culture

I never go in there because I don't drink milk and don't eat enough eggs for it to be worth buying them at Costco

but if they have kefir, I'll have to try it

is it gaining popularity in the west?

kefir is a godlike thing

@Pondo I see what you did there

> culture

Well, there's really only one brand available at most grocery stores around here, and each flavor only gets a one-wide spot on the shelf

> bacteria

Lifeway

@Pondo I've been eating/drinking kefir for years, but recently hipsters have started buying more of it here