Elephants can't be drugged? Well there go my plans for the next weekend

My condolences @StigmataSasha

who drinks beer from a fucking bucket?

I live in Texas now.

Well done

there is never a legitimate reason to provide intoxicants to elephants

not even when you shoot them with sedatives

Ikr

Why would you ban that

Montana: " it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all."

ay, here it is "It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style."

good old montana

Bruh

MONTANA

Keep those spinsters from overfishing our rivers!

In England, it is illegal to carry a salmon in a "suspicious manner"

CHRISTIAN

montana is woke on the catfish problem i see

also montana: "Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them."

Handle fish in suspicious circumstance @Swedishmafia101

Byootiful.

I know my Sam

I imagine they don't have a lot of large reservations.

JESUS CHRIST

there are reservations in Montana

"It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone."

Ok this one kinda makes sense

"It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime."

AHAHAHAHAH

"It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail."

We should create a new nation but these weird laws would be the only laws

felony

FELONY

"Prostitution is considered a “crime against the family”"

"One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor."

montana has some entertaining laws

Please more

Montana has a population of like 8

Billings, Montana "It is illegal to bring a bomb or rocket at city council proceedings."

I AM OFFICIALLY DONE

does that mean its legal everywhere else?