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In California, it is illegal to have an icecream in your back pocket on a Sunday

Mole, Missouri: "Frightening a baby is in violation of the law."

what @Swedishmafia101

you know what, Tim doesn't have enough teen viewers

Did you just say that @Swedishmafia101

Natchex, Missouri: "It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants."

I did

there's like zero fanfiction on him

why would you ban that

I mean, it's California

I'm from California 😮

St. Louis: "It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket."

Elephants can't be drugged? Well there go my plans for the next weekend

My condolences @StigmataSasha

who drinks beer from a fucking bucket?

I live in Texas now.

Well done

there is never a legitimate reason to provide intoxicants to elephants

not even when you shoot them with sedatives

Ikr

Why would you ban that

Montana: " it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all."

ay, here it is "It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style."

good old montana

Bruh

MONTANA

Keep those spinsters from overfishing our rivers!

In England, it is illegal to carry a salmon in a "suspicious manner"

CHRISTIAN

montana is woke on the catfish problem i see

also montana: "Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them."

Handle fish in suspicious circumstance @Swedishmafia101

Byootiful.

I know my Sam

I imagine they don't have a lot of large reservations.

JESUS CHRIST