Message from @StigmataSasha
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Did you just say that @Swedishmafia101
Natchex, Missouri: "It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants."
I did
there's like zero fanfiction on him
why would you ban that
I mean, it's California
I'm from California 😮
St. Louis: "It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket."
Elephants can't be drugged? Well there go my plans for the next weekend
My condolences @StigmataSasha
who drinks beer from a fucking bucket?
I live in Texas now.
Well done
there is never a legitimate reason to provide intoxicants to elephants
not even when you shoot them with sedatives
Ikr
Why would you ban that
Montana: " it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all."
ay, here it is "It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style."
good old montana
MONTANA
Keep those spinsters from overfishing our rivers!
In England, it is illegal to carry a salmon in a "suspicious manner"
CHRISTIAN
montana is woke on the catfish problem i see
also montana: "Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them."
Handle fish in suspicious circumstance @Swedishmafia101
Byootiful.
I know my Sam
I imagine they don't have a lot of large reservations.
JESUS CHRIST
there are reservations in Montana
"It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone."
Ok this one kinda makes sense
"It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime."
AHAHAHAHAH
"It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail."
We should create a new nation but these weird laws would be the only laws
felony
FELONY