Message from @yearspastmatter

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2019-01-13 03:41:02 UTC  

There go my fucking plans @yearspastmatter

2019-01-13 03:41:12 UTC  

In house not on land

2019-01-13 03:41:14 UTC  

>Blue
>used his tongue
>blue is a female raptor in Jurassic world

2019-01-13 03:41:21 UTC  

Nah

2019-01-13 03:41:23 UTC  

Castle rights boys, make sure they don’t get it in the house

2019-01-13 03:41:25 UTC  

It's also illegal in Pennsylvania to catch a fish with your mouth

2019-01-13 03:41:28 UTC  

It's a general in DB

2019-01-13 03:41:44 UTC  

"Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not **been convicted of a felony.**"

2019-01-13 03:41:45 UTC  

@yearspastmatter That makes me a crook

2019-01-13 03:41:50 UTC  

I can make glue out of alive skunks

2019-01-13 03:42:00 UTC  

Which state?

2019-01-13 03:42:04 UTC  
2019-01-13 03:42:07 UTC  

Please

2019-01-13 03:42:07 UTC  

michigan

2019-01-13 03:42:11 UTC  

Huh

2019-01-13 03:42:13 UTC  

Hold on

2019-01-13 03:42:18 UTC  

Any dumb oregon laws?

2019-01-13 03:42:35 UTC  

The state with a high homicide rate allows kids to own pistols that young

2019-01-13 03:42:36 UTC  

these laws may have changed by now, idk when/if they still get updated

2019-01-13 03:42:55 UTC  

Listen I mean just cut down on criminals

2019-01-13 03:43:03 UTC  

in Tennessee, it's illegal to share Netflix accounts

2019-01-13 03:43:16 UTC  

Detroit: "Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property."

2019-01-13 03:43:17 UTC  

Imagine someone breaks into your house and breaks their leg on purpose so they can sue you

2019-01-13 03:43:26 UTC  

Nice

2019-01-13 03:43:39 UTC  

Get me dumb Oregon laws

2019-01-13 03:43:48 UTC  

Vermont's got a weird one

2019-01-13 03:43:57 UTC  

You can put up a clothesline literally anywhere in the state

2019-01-13 03:44:00 UTC  

and no one can stop you

2019-01-13 03:44:04 UTC  

Oregon: "One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway."

2019-01-13 03:44:15 UTC  

because in that state, they're considered a "device that runs on solar power"

2019-01-13 03:44:19 UTC  

"It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway."

2019-01-13 03:44:25 UTC  

“Sir this is a restricted area.”

2019-01-13 03:44:27 UTC  

and it's illegal to obstruct the installation of renewable energy technology

2019-01-13 03:44:32 UTC  

“I’m putting up a clothesline.”

2019-01-13 03:44:41 UTC  

“Shit, carry on the .”

2019-01-13 03:44:49 UTC  

"Babies may not be carried **on the running boards of a car.**"

was this a problem at some point?

2019-01-13 03:45:02 UTC  

Running boards hmm

2019-01-13 03:45:12 UTC  

I need some more definitions

2019-01-13 03:45:37 UTC  

Oh Jesus I googled it

2019-01-13 03:46:05 UTC  

Not sure if this one's been mentioned, but in Washington, if you are the one to confirm the existence of Bigfoot and then decide to kill it, you are guilty of a misdemeanor and face a fine, jail, or both. It used to be a felony

2019-01-13 03:46:05 UTC  

running boards? the steps on the sides of suvs and trucks