I bet a lot of grocery chains aren’t headed in NJ

Sea Isle City:

"There will be no boiling of bones on the property."

no making home made soup the right way i guess.

Crustaceans are Arthropods so gumbo is okay

Michigan: "Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife."

"No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison."

Hmm?

Michigan must not have a rape problem then

"It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house."

Holy fuck this guy killed Blue with his tongue

sounds like cali

Oklahoma: "It is illegal to make glue out of dead skunks."

Sounds like something an idiot would make

There go my fucking plans @yearspastmatter

In house not on land

>Blue
>used his tongue
>blue is a female raptor in Jurassic world

Nah

Castle rights boys, make sure they don’t get it in the house

It's also illegal in Pennsylvania to catch a fish with your mouth

It's a general in DB

"Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not **been convicted of a felony.**"

@yearspastmatter That makes me a crook

I can make glue out of alive skunks

Which state?

@Grenade123 where

Please

michigan

Huh

Hold on

Any dumb oregon laws?

The state with a high homicide rate allows kids to own pistols that young

these laws may have changed by now, idk when/if they still get updated

Listen I mean just cut down on criminals

in Tennessee, it's illegal to share Netflix accounts

Detroit: "Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property."

Imagine someone breaks into your house and breaks their leg on purpose so they can sue you

Nice

Get me dumb Oregon laws

Vermont's got a weird one

You can put up a clothesline literally anywhere in the state

and no one can stop you

Oregon: "One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway."