Message from @R9b1t

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2019-01-13 03:40:34 UTC  

sounds like cali

2019-01-13 03:40:43 UTC  

Oklahoma: "It is illegal to make glue out of dead skunks."

2019-01-13 03:40:53 UTC  

Sounds like something an idiot would make

2019-01-13 03:41:02 UTC  

There go my fucking plans @yearspastmatter

2019-01-13 03:41:12 UTC  

In house not on land

2019-01-13 03:41:14 UTC  

>Blue
>used his tongue
>blue is a female raptor in Jurassic world

2019-01-13 03:41:21 UTC  

Nah

2019-01-13 03:41:23 UTC  

Castle rights boys, make sure they don’t get it in the house

2019-01-13 03:41:25 UTC  

It's also illegal in Pennsylvania to catch a fish with your mouth

2019-01-13 03:41:28 UTC  

It's a general in DB

2019-01-13 03:41:44 UTC  

"Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not **been convicted of a felony.**"

2019-01-13 03:41:45 UTC  

@yearspastmatter That makes me a crook

2019-01-13 03:41:50 UTC  

I can make glue out of alive skunks

2019-01-13 03:42:00 UTC  

Which state?

2019-01-13 03:42:04 UTC  
2019-01-13 03:42:07 UTC  

Please

2019-01-13 03:42:07 UTC  

michigan

2019-01-13 03:42:11 UTC  

Huh

2019-01-13 03:42:13 UTC  

Hold on

2019-01-13 03:42:18 UTC  

Any dumb oregon laws?

2019-01-13 03:42:35 UTC  

The state with a high homicide rate allows kids to own pistols that young

2019-01-13 03:42:36 UTC  

these laws may have changed by now, idk when/if they still get updated

2019-01-13 03:42:55 UTC  

Listen I mean just cut down on criminals

2019-01-13 03:43:03 UTC  

in Tennessee, it's illegal to share Netflix accounts

2019-01-13 03:43:16 UTC  

Detroit: "Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property."

2019-01-13 03:43:17 UTC  

Imagine someone breaks into your house and breaks their leg on purpose so they can sue you

2019-01-13 03:43:26 UTC  

Nice

2019-01-13 03:43:39 UTC  

Get me dumb Oregon laws

2019-01-13 03:43:48 UTC  

Vermont's got a weird one

2019-01-13 03:43:57 UTC  

You can put up a clothesline literally anywhere in the state

2019-01-13 03:44:00 UTC  

and no one can stop you

2019-01-13 03:44:04 UTC  

Oregon: "One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway."

2019-01-13 03:44:15 UTC  

because in that state, they're considered a "device that runs on solar power"

2019-01-13 03:44:19 UTC  

"It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway."

2019-01-13 03:44:25 UTC  

“Sir this is a restricted area.”

2019-01-13 03:44:27 UTC  

and it's illegal to obstruct the installation of renewable energy technology

2019-01-13 03:44:32 UTC  

“I’m putting up a clothesline.”

2019-01-13 03:44:41 UTC  

“Shit, carry on the .”

2019-01-13 03:44:49 UTC  

"Babies may not be carried **on the running boards of a car.**"

was this a problem at some point?

2019-01-13 03:45:02 UTC  

Running boards hmm

2019-01-13 03:45:12 UTC  

I need some more definitions