superman doesn't fly, he leaps

get it right

if melanin protects you against cancer then how do you explain buzzfeed?

checkmate atheists

superman leaps, then alters the gravitational field in the direction in which he wishes to travel

this is DC canon

at least, dc headcanon

Different cancer

dick cannister?

everyone who drinks dihydrogen monoxide dies, therefore it causes death

you need to swap your prayer to Protect from Buzzfeed

foolproof logic

but I really think it's cool that they made the cards as a joke so the kids would be less afraid to go to the resource officers when they have problems, and then it became an actual thing.

that's actually really neat

the elementary kids love bragging about how many they have

ban dihydrogen mono-oxide!

it's adorable

Letter I got

Oh

Not full

the UN is a joke

Wait a moment

The rest of it

The funny part

I nearly taught the on-campus minister at my school how to play Magic: the Gathering™ the other day

UN head for human rights, saudi arabia

Freud and Nietzsche kek

At the hospital with my mom right now guys.

How you guys doing?

What happened?!

ah Dusty is your mom ok?

The UN is meant to be low authority

It would be horrid if it were high authority

She is currently in here because she almost had a heart attack.

@Quix cleraly not if seh's in the hospital

well she could be recovering by now

They are keeping her in here to make sure she doesn't end up having a heart attack.

probably if he's on discord

Yeah she is recovering.