Message from @Ranko

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2019-01-31 02:45:19 UTC  

:^)

2019-01-31 02:46:28 UTC  

that is precisely my point! I grew up in the medium poor area of town and haven't even had my own room in 19 years, how the hell am I responsible for ownership of some people 100+ years ago by some other people? every nation in the world did it, but you don't see the African elites and descendants of the tribal leaders getting bashed for selling their own people into that slavery

2019-01-31 02:47:11 UTC  

so my school has the 8 police officers that work with the schools give out trading cards

2019-01-31 02:47:22 UTC  

I am now the proud owner of 3 of 8

2019-01-31 02:47:50 UTC  

what kind of trading cards?

2019-01-31 02:48:24 UTC  

yes but wipipo be demons

2019-01-31 02:48:49 UTC  

they are like. actually idk what style they're based on, but they say what subjects they studied while they were students at our school.

2019-01-31 02:48:51 UTC  

yakub created white people

2019-01-31 02:49:08 UTC  

white people aren't real

2019-01-31 02:49:16 UTC  

you aren't real

2019-01-31 02:49:25 UTC  

tell me something i don't know

2019-01-31 02:49:33 UTC  

fuck netflix

2019-01-31 02:49:36 UTC  

if yo skin is white you gotta go to the doctor, melanin is important for protection against skin cancer

2019-01-31 02:49:56 UTC  

melanin is a protection against uv light, not skin cancer

2019-01-31 02:50:09 UTC  

but yeah, so the police officer I talked to about this death threar incident was mega chill and was like "take a card, gotta give em out."

2019-01-31 02:50:21 UTC  

(UV light is a contributor to skin cancer, but yes I skipped a step, TY)

2019-01-31 02:50:38 UTC  

some people actually believe melanin gives them the ability to fly and lift cars like superman... until the white man invented drugs to steal their superpowers

2019-01-31 02:50:51 UTC  

melanin theory...

2019-01-31 02:50:52 UTC  

u wot m8?

2019-01-31 02:51:03 UTC  

superman doesn't fly, he leaps

2019-01-31 02:51:06 UTC  

get it right

2019-01-31 02:51:16 UTC  

if melanin protects you against cancer then how do you explain buzzfeed?

2019-01-31 02:51:21 UTC  

checkmate atheists

2019-01-31 02:51:33 UTC  

superman leaps, then alters the gravitational field in the direction in which he wishes to travel

2019-01-31 02:51:37 UTC  

this is DC canon

2019-01-31 02:51:50 UTC  

at least, dc headcanon

2019-01-31 02:51:54 UTC  

Different cancer

2019-01-31 02:52:08 UTC  

dick cannister?

2019-01-31 02:52:28 UTC  

everyone who drinks dihydrogen monoxide dies, therefore it causes death

2019-01-31 02:52:36 UTC  

you need to swap your prayer to Protect from Buzzfeed

2019-01-31 02:52:36 UTC  

foolproof logic

2019-01-31 02:52:58 UTC  

but I really think it's cool that they made the cards as a joke so the kids would be less afraid to go to the resource officers when they have problems, and then it became an actual thing.

2019-01-31 02:53:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/540363874004631572/starving-communists-comic1.png

2019-01-31 02:53:11 UTC  

that's actually really neat

2019-01-31 02:53:41 UTC  

the elementary kids love bragging about how many they have

2019-01-31 02:53:42 UTC  

ban dihydrogen mono-oxide!

2019-01-31 02:53:45 UTC  

it's adorable

2019-01-31 02:54:03 UTC  

Letter I got

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/540364109359611916/IMG_20190130_185346.jpg

2019-01-31 02:54:17 UTC  

Oh

2019-01-31 02:54:20 UTC  

Not full